my fav genre of smutfic is when a character is getting fucked so good their eyes roll to the back of their head & they start babbling nonsense, grabbing at their partner however they can in their delirium - pawing, scratching, gripping, hitting them like their life depends on it
imagine christine grew up w uncle sweets and went to like study psychiatry and booth and brennan r appalled that she studied something like TGAT and sweets is just sobbing
@weneedlove13 pls brennan sits on her lap and angela to finish pissing if booth lays on her chest or like squeezes a boob and goes “mine” and booth is like ????
@weneedlove13 “bones, is there a naked painting of YOU???”
“yes why booth??”
“IT EXISTS AND I GAVENT SEEN IT”
“i dont understand your fascination and it was years ago and its just a body?”
“BONES ITS YOU I WANT TO SEE JT”
cue angela giggling in the back
@weneedlove13 “who do u think previews the lingerie u see”
“yeah but she wears them w intention with me”
“what a bunch of bs booth she literally calls me AND ALSO SHE MODELED FOR MY PAINTINGS”
“angela she has modeled for science articles”
“nude?”
and angela wins the round by shocking him
@weneedlove13 “this is why i don’t even sit near u, pookie noodlin pearly gates” and angela just mouth hanging glares at him and she goes “brennan has loved me for longer and ive seen her boobies first” or like a very childish comment i truly think they communicate like that
@weneedlove13 they get him a shirt as a joke that says like hottest senior citizen or sm and angela is like “u r like brens sugar daddy but she’s the rich one also hot one?? how does that even work!!?”