Heather Huffman

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

@McDonalds I ordered two happy meals at the drive thru today. Can you imagine the dismay when my children got home and opened their meals and there was no toy inside?! #disappointed #fail #onejob

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “ma-flingo” 🦩

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “nice big pillow you big bad daddy!”

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

FDA’s war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “Mickey is like family” (after seeing a Disney world commercial on tv and saying “wish we could go there”) 🥹🥹🥹 @dhuffma7

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “my peanuts turned into big boy peanuts”

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: croissant 🥐 “cra-sonck”

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

Me: David, I think when you grow up you will be a chef. D5: no, I’m going to be a daddy. And live with you. And still play with toys!

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “croissaunk” croissant 🥐

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV:” oh my! Oh my! Look over there! A whole bunch of them!” (Excavators)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

DV: “I don’t like my hair to be crusted” (I don’t like gel in my hair) 😂

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

“I have toe man mom” BV (toe jam)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

I spy with my eyes suntin….. (BV)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

DV: “marble eggs” (hard boiled eggs) 😂

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
BV: “no more monkeys jump up the bed”

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV- “I got it, daddy. No problem daddy”

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

D5: “mom, that’s incredible! I’m so proud of you” (after viewing the “hot wheel city” track I put together)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “him have him neck it on!” (Gorby has his necklace on)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV: “here you dough, mom” (here you go, mom - while handing me a banana peel 😆)

[Heather Huffman @goaters]

BV “in the back-it” d5: “can you show me where them are?” BV: “ya!” 🍎 🍏