goatpilled

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Oct 16

[liana ꕤ @gwshunny]

leave my girlie alone 😭

[Dave "Jay 𓅓" Gilberton @b1rthed]

"going sturdy" might top "LEAN IS A DRUG????" as the whitest tweet ever

[isari @r0sekllerm]

people on tiktok don’t have a brain

[Lightning 🇵🇭 Free🇵🇸 @Extremlightning]

Guy Gardner is my goat fr

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male

[piss boy chandler @gayjelqing10]

Not removing the sex bots cuz I lwk need the followers

[John Kiriakou @JohnKiriakou]

Details to come this week on John Kiriakou’s Briefing Room.

@lanceopp I’m ready.

[rue🍊🪏 @rue_lou]

before i get the tattoo… has digger rockwell said or done anything problematic?

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

JOHN: Your name is Kilowog? And your planet is Bolovax Vik?

KILOWOG: Yes

JOHN: But you look human

KILOWOG: The Guardians thought my appearence would scare earthlings

[Gotham_Guy 🇲🇽 @AlCJ200228]

“John Stewart. My name is Kilowog! The guardians suggested we meet while wearing a human disguise.”

[ringletastic! @pronounwarrior]

This tweet ruined my relationship because I couldn't stop reciting it

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Evil John Bennet