Hayes Goatswell

USC kap sig t shirt chair 89’ | WSMFP | CCV course record | Duster enthusiast

[Hayes Goatswell @goatswell69]

I hope beamers office is being boxed up rn

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@johnblutarsky69 @BruceBearl I’ll see you in charlotte

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Blacksburg I’m in you

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Columbia truly is the best place in the world

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

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Took the girl I’ve been talking to for a month to fifth and chains and I blacked out and got in a fuck you match with my Chinese uber driver #hung

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I would pay a billion dollars for khaki and1 shorts

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What the fuck.

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@BlueChewDrew Belle haven is the new kiawah

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@johnblutarsky69 Me too you’re a #phag

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Roomate just picked me up playing congress #phag #kys

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@johnblutarsky69 Nah but fr though #lankwheredatankat

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@johnblutarsky69 @BentonSwathford Hate when ts happens

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@AdamPDocker If I’m ever this hungover just put me down like an old dog

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@johnblutarsky69 Go to best buy and get a duster like a real man

[Clyde Hazemore @clydehazemore]

Back in my college days there was a whole social club for slump busters, I they called themselves Phi Mu or something

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Thanks for sending me ts @realrager69 #stfu

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Crush from high school just sent me a LinkedIn request at 10pm #whatdatmean

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Can finally die a happy man after seeing tall boy live #WSMFP

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@SoftRWhite WSMFP!!