sara goetzinger

well versed in bird law

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

the suite life of sara and hannah

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@DezDickey @_morganpreston_ @gracie_lane91 Y’ALL NEEDA RECYCLE

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@DezDickey uhm I’m crying in the club

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@lgoetzinger sis when i ever did this?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

when ur club penguin girlfriend doesn’t show up for ur date at the sledding hill

[𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑦 𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝗯𝗮𝘃 @evilbinky]

@goatz_ I 🍠

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@masonramsey @BiankeeLaReine 😘

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

being an adventure time fan was a way for middle school closeted emos to come out as closeted emos

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@DezDickey we’re a rebag outfit

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

😈🤠😤

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@BiankeeLaReine i’ve been dealing with this “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, i do” attitude for 14 years now and i’m over ™ it

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

idk why this semester my professors think it’s cute to continue teaching 5 minutes after class is supposed to end but it needs to stop

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@BiankeeLaReine krab u remember our sophomore year when people almost DIED getting to school because they didn’t close

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

if i already pay tens of thousands of dollars on tuition, fees, and textbooks, i shouldn’t have to pay $50 for an online homework subscription.
in this essay i will

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@DezDickey you know how long of naps you need, what times to eat chicken alfredo, and when you have time to sort the raisins out of your trail mix

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@sophiewilliss we did that and i’m just so proud

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

@BiankeeLaReine @VIEWSFROMJAY23 i would but

my heart belongs
at the

c h u m
bucket

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

nvm @lgoetzinger sucks #hypetweet

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

i wish i could be like my sister :/ #emotweet

[sara goetzinger @goatz_]

i wish i could be like my sister :/ #emotweet