zach

guy

[zach @Gobblemeister]

When ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to

[nino 💫💫 @soocleansofresh]

white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Me: Bro Im titillated !

Friend: That's awesome 😊

Also friend: (betraying me just hours afterward while hanging with another guy): Bro was titillated ☠️

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

Dealer: Got that noble and righteous pack for ya, just be safe with it, okay?

Me: Dude I live for cruelty and my heart is closed to the world I’ll be fine

1 hour later

*through tears* I have to save everyone

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I stumble through the door and curse silently as a torch is lit aflame

“You were out dancing with the Forrest fae again?”

“No”. I slurred. We both knew it was a lie

The cursed amulet upon my breast: she doesn’t understand us!

The matronly older black woman who’s been raising me from birth: I know you ain’t talking to that damn bracelet

[sbm @latinapolpot]

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIINE

[zach @Gobblemeister]

@capybaroness Do people really dislike Slumdog Millionaire that much?

[dawn @rundry]

I just think instead of Resident Evil 9 we should be more worried about President Evil 45

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

do fans of Ed Sheeran say things like “Ed went crazy on this” or “throw that Ed on”

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Why is this so true?!

[zach @Gobblemeister]

@Larawithabird Fear not Greenland! I have recently purchased an inflatable Minion costume and have been working on my Charleston so I should have this handled before the end of the week or maybe a little longer

[zach @Gobblemeister]

If it’s night work, count on it, my gang silent
If I’m on Kirk, count on it, my gang violent

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

Why do we need school? 🤨💭
When we have HYPERPOP 😍

UNDERSCORES taught me how to DO IT
FRAXIOM taught me IPHONE
SEBII taught me how to get GUAPP
JANE REMOVER
UMRU taught me to DJ
FROST CHILDREN taught me to BE MYSELF

[zach @Gobblemeister]

@Liv_Agar When I’m in a ‘constantly making ethical concessions’ contest and my opponent is a leftist streamer

[chris isabella..,,,.,. @chrisisabella_]

how it looks when i slide in the dms