Beefcake Barber

'Sup fuckers! Beefcake Barber here. I like how you thought you got rid of me.

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

So thanks for this, @SandyB_PSUAD

https://t.co/DnIRv51en2

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

HAVE FUN WATCHING ME IN PASADENA, CAL LOSERS @CalATHLETICS @dailycal @CalFootball @CalGang @UCBerkeley @rallycomm https://t.co/nMZ8xEACY7

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@CoachDonnySykes @CalCozmoMartini @katetscott @CalAthletics get bent, Coach Donny. Come over for a Happy Valley shower... #WeAre #OneTeam

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@NatalieCoughlin donuts are pretty awesome

[Coach Donny Sykes @CoachDonnySykes]

Congrats to Goff, but please-- some perspective, cal golden blogs

#NFLDraft2016 #NFLDraft

https://t.co/cXFp4Uggi2

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

Beefcake the Buzzkiller

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@CalAthletix @CalMensBBall I'm bringing a fucking 5-gallon bucket full of balut so i can gets my eat on

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@krathkey @WiredDevils @CalCozmoMartini @AJ_McCollum

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@WiredDevils @CalCozmoMartini @AJ_McCollum
When they slander you...

...you walk away and hope they didn't notice your lack of a comeback?

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@DanWolken @jpease1223 so you're saying we're not going to the roseb owl this year?

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

Thanks, ass. I *did* but i didn't make the shortlist because they wanted an AD with BCS experience.

Fuck you, @CoachDonnySykes

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@CoachDonnySykes Yeah Donny sure.

I'll be at midfield for the coin toss.

grabbing lunch at La Vals or La Burrita beforehand. come find me

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@CoachDonnySykes Donny... What in the FUCK are you doing out there?

[Tom Holmoe @TomHolmoe]

Charles Haley - Pro Football Hall of Fame. Well done my friend!

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

Wait is this real life? Siri is following me! Hey there @SiriouslySusan

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

“@hoopes_az: @gobearsAD You sound like Sherif Joe Arpio. (sic)”

Like anybody in Berkeley would have that kind of common sense.

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@hoopes_az @CoachDonnySykes @lindzcatharine @CalRivals you call it discriminating, i call it probability and statistics

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@hoopes_az @CoachDonnySykes @lindzcatharine @CalRivals i would just never make the initial mistake of hiring somebody from the U of A

[Coach Donny Sykes @CoachDonnySykes]

Delusion, thy name is alleged U$C professor https://t.co/OcpqTRhqHN

[Beefcake Barber @gobearsAD]

@clastro I'm gonna follow you because you're HAWT