Colonel Ruckus

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@axios Damned Republicans and their pouncing.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@ReverendSlim @volcaholic1 I know where you live, partner. We went to Murphy together. 😉

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@ReverendSlim @volcaholic1 No, I don't think you understand, partner. It gets up to almost 100F. That's unprecedented. And brick houses which are apparently insulated well enough to keep the heat in, can't keep the heat out even if there is AC.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@ShamashAran I can hardly wait for the series finale of People Deliberately Pretending Not to Understand. The "will they, won't they" dynamic is so tiresome by this point.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@NickKristof @elonmusk I recently liquidated some of my holdings in order to replace my old truck. Instead of using that money to just buy a new truck, though, I killed a bunch of kids in Africa and bought a new truck.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@Torontogosh1 @RobProvince Well said.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

I recently liquidated some of my holdings in order to replace my old truck. Instead of just buying a new truck, though, I killed a bunch of kids in Africa and bought a new truck.

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

This morning I murdered some children by not sending my 401k to Africa.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@krystalball Perhaps you should read it a 6th time.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@StephenKing I think you're wildly optimistic, Steve. It took the Spanish almost 800 years to drive out the Moors. Ultimately, I do think we will succeed in our reconquista but I'm afraid it will take more than a couple of generations to reverse the misery wrought by the Biden admin.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@MamaSissieSays Maybe the reason you've never had a man slap your knee like that is because of your entire life of reluctant heterosexuality and the cunty vibes you transmit.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@CynicalPublius @cwebbonline Of course they believe in Jesus. They are demonic and demons are fallen angels. They believe in and despise him.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@RupertLowe10 A modest suggestion: instead of banning the kirpan, consider lifting the ban on British citizens owning the means of defending themselves and their communities.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@Babygravy9 Too many visitors destroyed something that had stood strong for over a millennium. I wonder if there's a lesson in that.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@FreddyLA7 I did. I grew up a couple blocks away from where you're standing. I left when I was 17, traveled all over the world, lived abroad, and only recently moved back. I didn't appreciate it when I was a kid but I certainly do now. It warms my heart to see that you appreciate it, too.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@_ReeMiddleChild Yeah, I think a week on death row would be more appropriate.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@_ReeMiddleChild You're right. Karmelo Anthony should be in for life and Derek Chauvin should be granted a full and unconditional pardon. That would be acceptable to any sane, non-racist person.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@tariqnasheed Based on the subsequent actions of that supposedly innocent black teen, you make a strong argument for stricter enforcement of Jim Crow seating arrangements.

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@SandyofCthulhu Genius

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

Burn it down.

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

I will be running for chair of the Libertarian Party on the platform of abolishing it.

If you support that, reply or quote and it will be added to our website.

Will also do a thread starting tomorrow probably

https://t.co/4816S1GYEg

[Colonel Ruckus @GobiBOP]

@nithyavraman You became grotesquely wealthy by using LA's homeless as an excuse to skim millions in taxpayer dollars, profiting off of appalling human misery. Of course you won't abandon that cash cow.