snooki

regulation hottie

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No, no! It’s fine! It’s perfectly fine that no one told me about the screening of Mulholland Drive at the Hollywood Forever cemetery tonight! It’s totally fine! Doesn’t really sound like something I would enjoy, I mean it’s not like the weather right now is perfect to watch a movie, certainly not my favorite movie. And definitely not in a place I have dreamed about meeting my future husband. I mean, I suppose all my “friends” must have assumed I would know about this already and will be there. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. It’s completely understandable! No, no, it’s fine! I’m not bitter at all I swear! I’m 44 years old for Christ’s sake. I’m not going to sit and sulk here like a child. But I will block everyone in my contact list

[john ꩜ @earthjohns]

não acredito que a jules passou 7 episódios dentro de um apartamento pintando paus

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Pete Davidson: "Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that’s he’s definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat. Oh you don’t know me? yeah ‘Kill Tony.’ Please someone f**king 'Kill Tony.' Tony nothing you say tonight will hurt my feelings. I was in a beef with Kanye so I’ve taken shots from better gay Nazis."

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

when kat’s lore was her drinking 50 pina colada’s and getting fat

[snooki @goblinate]

Una tristeza esta mae

[Variety @Variety]

The new editor of Vogue, Chloé Malle, attends the #MetGala

(via Getty)

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

Costa Rica's incoming right-wing president Laura Fernandez names her mentor—outgoing leader Rodrigo Chaves, who is dogged by corruption allegations—to a top position in her cabinet.
https://t.co/vsN0j5WOQ2

[river moon @kissmeriver]

i can tell who had the bag

[merel @eunuch_fruit]

when you're so perpetually depressed that everyone around you sees you as a peaceful monk without worldly desires

[snooki @goblinate]

Ultimamente siento que todo mundo a mi alrededor es alcohólico lol

[dumbass💟☃️ @adequatelyjed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[cym @sweettykos]

cuando son las ocho de la mañana y todo parece posible, pero ahora son las cuatro de la tarde y ya no hay nada que se pueda hacer

[Barrios @Barriosrro]

“Espero que esté email te encuentre bien”

*Como el email me encuesta:

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

doing shrooms in Sweden at 9PM but you can’t tell because it never gets dark & you’re there with ur avoidant bf who hates u & his friends who just want him to break up with u after ur mom & dad were killed by ur bipolar sister

[Christopher @molochofficial]

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

[majo lvs isaza 🪁 @lthsreputation]

chicas me dieron mil paros cuando dijo eso, tuve que hacer una pausa, sabes lo que pensé, se lo que pensaste

[Telenoticias @Telenoticias7]

Aprobado proyecto que obligaría a bancos a indemnizar víctimas de estafa

La iniciativa se votó pese al rechazo de las entidades financieras.

https://t.co/V7HuUGUilr

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

in 12 hours the octopuses will want to kill themselves