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[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@getjinxo this seems like a super expensive marketing move, but alas I did infact signup. but hopefully it works out for you guys.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

Fable made me a kid again, then Molyneux made me a skeptic. I wrote down why I flinch every time a new detail drops, and why I still hope Playground pulls it off. Long read, quick coffee break: https://t.co/qTTA8x5616

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

fable might be trash. i'm hopeful anyway. peter molyneux lied to me as a kid, so i know what a big promise sounds like. still, playground has earned the benefit of the doubt.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

shogun 2 complete edition was pulled 2 days after launch over AI-looking unit cards. CA says no gen AI for assets, probe still open. AI as a tool, or in the art?
https://t.co/4vU8Wuos5X

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

dragon ball xenoverse 2 is 10 years old and still getting a whole festival on oct 29. most games from its year don't get one update. what's your pick for a game that deserves a birthday party?

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

gta 6 will change the world, it will also increase what a big release costs, what it asks of players, and who gets paid. that’s the part to watch

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

stellar blade and zelda: ocarina of time remake both hit switch 2 on nov 5. one of those is a remake of a remake. guess which one people will argue about.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

people only suddenly care about IP law when AI gets involved, and the Nemesis system sat unused for years.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

microsoft gave arkane lyon one more month to find a buyer. a whole studio of people who know how to make games, listed like a used couch. somebody buy them before december 13

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

doj is suing to stop alaska from certifying its senate race if sullivan loses, because two candidates have similar names. so the plan for a close race is a lawsuit against the count. voters can tell two names apart. the justice department apparently can't.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@SkiloBuckz @luckylimber807 @Xrpchronickel @Fuzzyfoxbacon @charise_lee

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@luckylimber807 @Xrpchronickel @Fuzzyfoxbacon @charise_lee Because that’s how you open them, the top side tells you to open it on the bottom.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@lexjlu @financedystop I know a spot that does this, but I’m gatekeeping

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@dedardinnit @viperwave Way of the Samurai 4

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@nayibbukele Could I get a free dog?

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@disclosetv

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@AFpost

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@Dexerto Damn, I would’ve offered atleast 10k.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@Kitler512 Now it’s turned on them.

[goblin ceo @goblinceos]

@Antunes1 It’s an AI generated photo dude, there’s a prompt where you can these type of figurines.