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idk i dont use twitter

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pickle rick has been diagnosed with a thyroid condition

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fuck a mushy pasta ass bitch my shit al denty

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why do vegans care so much about putting chickpeas into FUCKING EVERYTHING

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pro tip buy a bunch of spiders and release they in your landlords home so they'll be too busy dealing with the spiders to ask for rent

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I wish they made one big mini egg like the size of a regular egg So I could pretend to be eating a real egg cuz sometimes I be want to

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when I take a benzo in my luteal phase and everything is poetry

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we all got that one roommate mine just said "did you know Obama is gay and addicted to crack" 😒😒

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Edward gay sex hands

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she Ren on my stimpy till there's a happy happy joy joy

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girl that has literally never greend in her life: guyss,,🥹🥹the spiderssss 😬😬😬😬😬

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edtwt girls don't wanna talk about the protein powder Pepsi

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what's the deal with drywall is it dry or is it wall

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so high I actually wanna listen to Aphex twin is this what being an intolerable male feels like

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imso High i miss her so much

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me when I'm trapped in the middle of the ocean with only Kraft dinner to eat: Kraft dinner more like raft dinner ha ha

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best friends boyfriend called my twitter schizophrenic ramblings

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HES A FUCKING SLUT

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I hate Sheldon Cooper fuck you Sheldon Cooper you're

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IF YOUR POU DIES IT AFFECTS YOUR CREDIT SCORE IRL

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fuck did my dab pen is?????