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[Terry A. Davis Taught Us How To Talk To God @Davisanism]

“What’s new in video games?”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Nobody saw me waking up at 4 am.

Nobody saw me taking extra shifts.

Nobody saw me working 3 jobs.

Because I didn't do any of that at all.

[reptileGatherer🐊 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @dannithe2st]

theyre doing this to me tomorrow

[Bishop🌲🐞 @pineyyote]

petplay except you’re doing a task that requires 0 dogs and i’m constantly getting in your way

[Sammy 🌷ΘΔ @SammySukkz]

Oh that's easy

[dan#7828 @danhuilla]

I just hit a kitty going 190 down the Cistern. Such a shitty reset rn. It slipstreamed right up on the red roofs. I hate this season so much.

[drit @drit__]

if i was a chess piece i would be a porn

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[️️k @krspwn]

my hb with a fine ass sister telling me he got gender dysphoria

[clayre @BronyJugend]

764 forced me to eat an entire horse on a discord voice call.

[ken @ST_LKERDOG]

"AI is going to replace us" I'd love to see AI drink half a bottle of wine and start humping a pillow while listening to moaning audios

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

try are new cocky

[muffin @autothanasia]

Indecent

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

hon edit where she is gross twinkhon in class imagining she looks like this but actually has bad posture gross look literally me hon edit where she imagines she looks good in class but is actually bad literally me twinkhon edit boymode

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

that really sad part of every interpersonal relationship where they realize the being a useless fucking loser thing isnt a bit

[crawford box enjoyer @mah0_raga]

12 years of destiny and they never added eliksni cuddle fucking porn what a waste of a game

[sparrow @puppyganker]

charlie kirk still lives vicariously through all of us, destiny can too. (two) (2) they just created a million destiny 2s.

[doll @cuckuke]

wife: im leaving you
Me: #watdatmean 👀😅

Hospital: your mom died
Me: #watdatmean👀😭

Son: dad im homeless
Me: #watdatmean 👀🤣

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

(feeling the rush) yeah. its alright.

serial killer friend, disappointed: and the freedom? the power? the release?

(shrug) i guess.