The educated genius

Play ground of the mind

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Playing with my balls under the cape at the barbershop

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Do prostitutes take klarna please i need to know

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

@baitbleed Mr smoke

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Have had my fair share of #awkward lunches with the old fuck

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

I fucking hate seeing my 62 year old coworker in the pocket pussy aisle i always have to skip the aisle and wait for him to leave so i can browse in peace

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Being in the chess club in elementary school will fuck you up for life im serious

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Wiggling my fingers and saying dont mind if i do before eating her out

[baitbleed @baitbleed]

Bought an AI integrated pocket pussy and this shit fucking sucks (in a bad way)

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Reading your tweets on the timeline and laughing so hard i start jumping for joy and shoot through the ceiling

[Rivers Cuomo @RiversCuomo]

We're going to do a reading of Macbeth on my discord server. Please join if you'd like. We need more guys. There seems only to be a small overlap between male Weezer fans and men with big booming voices and a regal air.

I'm going to be King Duncan.

https://t.co/FQnIr95rNQ

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Getting banned from the rivers cuomo discord server for stating that the best weezer songs dont have rivers singing in them

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

@creaturnofilter Hnnnghhh

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Grandma swallowed the airpods again its not lookin too good for her

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Cheeseburger at the Snapdragon stadium

💵 $13.50 (£10.50) ⚽️

[le'on @twobularbells]

accidentally opened snapchat and saw my face for .5 seconds

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

Swinging my cock and balls to the deltarune soundtrack

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@fleshfreezer Respect

[The educated genius @goblinporn]

@fleshfreezer What grade were you when you first unlocked your dark form?