art donaldson’s ball girl

the woman that loves you🪞 Best Canadian Poetry || Best Canadian Stories || exec ed @PrismLitMag

[໊ @wynavira]

a girl like me should be in the sky sitting on a star

[art donaldson’s ball girl @goblinpuck]

@majimanidoo i’m having fuuuunnnnn

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[art donaldson’s ball girl @goblinpuck]

@majimanidoo ohhh my god lmao

[art donaldson’s ball girl @goblinpuck]

@majimanidoo extremely interested to see this piece of art

[art donaldson’s ball girl @goblinpuck]

@majimanidoo oh my god i just realized ryan guzman was on Pretty Little Liars for 9 eps in szn 4 and i was mad at him at the time (i was 14) bc he was getting in the way of the incredibly immoral student/teacher relationship

[ੈ✩‧₊˚ @hvvparvati]

WELL YESSSSSSSSSSS #survivor50

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

the things you are drawn to naturally matter a lot. they are clues. your job is to figure out why.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Top 10 ways to know you are currently in the middle of sex

[dij @nathan4dij]

your girlfriend dming nathan fielder happy birthday on instagram

[helena riley @freshhel]

(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography

[art donaldson’s ball girl @goblinpuck]

@majimanidoo there’s elves in this? what is 911 ABOUT

[sailorpsych @sailorpsychd]

Obsessed with this picture of Rizo in the hammock that the official Survivor Instagram account posted #Survivor50

[frick @gofrickurself]

Hi and are you out to get me

[helena riley @freshhel]

Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people’s children

[rylee 🐾 @sugarttalking]

ppl on twitter: yeah i'm a feminist

*sabrina carpenter does anything*

same people: WHORE WHORE WHORE SLUT WHORE BITCH