saz 🛸

deletes a lot of tweets. forgets to delete even more

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

am saz. (goblin who eats chaos) (sleep paralysis demon)

famous micro celebrity (titty poster)

give attention at ur earliest convenience pls (lil validation number bubble make brain go brrrrr)
* will ignore dms if no rizz probably

#nsfw_twt #nsfw

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

discord boyfriends give me notification validation STAT i look like a dweeb loser here

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

ATTENTION! WHERE IS IT! IM A GIRL!!!!!!!! THATS ATTAINABLE LOOKING ENOUGH TO DEVELOP A PARASOCIAL TYPE ATTACHMENT TO! im going back to Reddit Dot Com where they disrespect me but love my ass 😤 i’m famous on weird kink reddit i s2g

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

@Chrisjkss2 so fucking true ur real for saying that

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

discord: https://t.co/mAc5AypGzD

fansly: https://t.co/BE6rsEizjs

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

mid emo powerpuff girl wannabe / reddit goblin. don’t read my old tweets i literally don’t know her unless it was funny. tits might be buried in this bitxh to jump scare u 2013 creepypasta style literally no idea

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

no one knows who i am anymore but breaking news:

‼️mid egirl wannabe wants to flex making fansly less than 2 weeks ago and only bc i’m a weirdo freak ass psycho (boys never met a girl with A Personality b4 🙄) i’m top 0.8% and like MID MID. great head tho

sorry abt alt text

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

@TheMistaGG you’re not brave enough to watch the GOAT film Armageddon (1998) where She Does It For Love :/

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

get dumped, download hinge, regret

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

“i’ll transfer you money” i don’t even know your name girlie no you will not

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

lost 2 fresh vapes last night but no bags so i’ll count it as a W

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

but i started passing it around like it was christmas so L

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

who is watching all this 😐

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

choose your fighter

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

being regular hot. like just normal looking where weird guys are like yeah that’s just enough to be theoretically attainable for me :( trauma

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

war or otherwise

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

if someone doesn’t call me hot in the next 5 minutes i’m committing a crime

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

how do you get attention on twitter i’m a human girl aren’t i supposed to thrive here this is my femcel origin story

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

he’s holding a grudge because i win in mario party 100% of the time and he refuses to acknowledge there’s a small amount of strategy to it. if we don’t break up tomorrow i’ll count it as a success 🙏🏼

[saz 🛸 @goblinsaz]

boyfriend wants to play me in chess he’s gonna make me cry my plan is to blow him before he beats me and/or flip the board