Snarkypants

Forever your trash | gross little goblin | I need better adults

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

nurning annintant

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

Me whenever I hear you talking about something I'm interested in.

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I really miss Bourdain.

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

I have questions I'll never get the answers too.

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Those side 👀s thooooo

[Vanessinator 🤖 T-80085 @ilovejohnkimble]

Greatest turn around in the history of cinema

[Billiam @billiamthies]

LEGO Chewbacca AT Disney Springs… holy shit guys…

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

"We plug up the holes in the road so you don't fuck up your car."

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted.

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

Yooo I’m so happy for him and his eels. Live your best eel having life my guy.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Don’t ask me “wyd” when you know I’m in my eel pit w the boys

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

What tf is even the internet anymore.

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

Lmaoooo he was so big mad at the end

[Judy Moncada @LiberatedSoul_]

Hold in my laughter like that? I'd last for 0.1 second

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

we got a new “sorry to this man”

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

😂😂😂

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Hey I don’t work here

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

Lmaoooo I’m def gonna have to get at least one of these.

[lin codega @lincodega]

figma is doing classical figures and some these product photos are so fucking funny

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

@anthony_burch @GentlySpooky Because Wrex is my sweet perfect murderous son. I had no choice but to seduce the sad lizard-bird man who is def on the scale with how awkward he is through the WHOLE series.

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

You can take a nap on the cowboy robot in Stray

[Mick 💙💛 @MickBoettge]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Snarkypants @goblinspike]

Lmaoooo the country’s infrastructure is totally fucked.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is NYC today. This is nyc every time it rains hard now. Our basic infrastructure is so not ready for what’s coming