Jean Korn

Don't worry! I'm in dog mode.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

I dreamt my car was crushed by a boulder and it made me happy

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Cuck chair at the leg extention

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Wolves don’t re-rack weights. #darcsport #NFGU #bodybuilding #bloodthirsty #beast #badass #sex

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

The fly from #BreakingBad made a cameo appearance in my bedroom last night and bothered me for hours just like in the show!

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

@onyxronin115 My contempt for Kimmel precedes Kirk's demise or even his rise to fame. I should be able to criticize the guy without a similarly ugly Guatemalan weeb who spends his free time scouring the Kimmel tag hunting Jimmy's detractors sperging out in my replies.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

I saw less of Jimmy “The Joke” Kimmel when he had his dumb fucking show. We get it—he’s so ugly they took his toys away 😢. Just put him in a mock studio where he can resume drooling before a mechanical audience that, despite being built to laugh, would still be a tough crowd.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

A machine at the gym had an out-of-order sign on it but I used it anyway and it worked.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

I fired an AR-15 for the first and hopefully last time today. With virtually no recoil, this is the amount of destruction only one pull of the trigger can do; I should mention the crater left in the berm down range. I cannot believe @BaskinRobbins is allowed to sell these things.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

@Snugboat316 we will defeat anything Pakistan throws our way

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

@BaklavaJah Graffiti of Yoda holding his fist up: “Breathe I can’t!”

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Yo, @elonmusk. Can you please make a machine that turns Fortnite into a human being so that he (or she) can be deported? I’m sick of hearing about this thing and I need it gone. #thanks

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Someone at church said Trump pardoned Kramer. Is that true?

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

@BaklavaJah @NFL @NFLPA And they should put him in the Levi's time-dilation chamber to make those 10 games feel like 10 years.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Another Cyber Monday alone 😔

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

@lillykyu When people complained about a content drought, I didn't think it was this literal.

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

#wholesome interaction I had with a #scammer

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

The time for gun control is now

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Just saw #endofevangelion in theatres and I'm so glad I did. Big shouts out to @rocco_botte for convincing/influencing me and my friend, Po, to see it—incredible experience. Also, do you think someone should be responsible for their spilled popcorn if their body has dissolved?

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

Google search really is useless these days

[Jean Korn @GoblinWilliams]

What city are the Dragons from? I haven’t been following football and everyone keeps saying it’s their year (to win the #SuperBowl I assume).