goblynn

goblin lynn, occasionally featuring my boyfriend @rob_thecube :/

[goblynn @goblynn420]

lay down and fry yourself like an egg on the arizona sidewalk. we are mother earths breakfast

[Jake @whyyjake]

did u know if you get banned on
Hinge apparently it emails literally every single one of ur matches 😀😀😀😀😀

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I asked my parents what kept them together all these years and my dad said “WE NEVER GAVE UP ON THE SAME DAY.”

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[唯我独尊・宮内蛍 @real_hotaru]

Good morning

[𐌌𐌀𐌋ᕓ𐌉𐌀 @malviaivory]

oh my god i need to smoke today

[madison @madiisuun]

Guy in community college wrote an essay intro so good that I’ve kept this photo in my phone for the past 7 years

[ೀ fafa @fashionpixie_]

one earring, tan line, showing hole, #okay

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Get a boyfriend, it will be fun they said????????

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

baby said “you can’t fire me i quit”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line "her boobs are out..." "those leggings are tight" "she's looking like a hooker" so I whispered "the guy behind us is looking at people's boobs" and my aunt faces the guy & says "this guy is looking at women's boobs??"…every woman in line looked at him with disgust, he got embarrassed and left... BRING BACK PUBLIC SHAMING!

[BIG LEGACY @Zeeshyttt]

my highschool gf used to go to parties and say she never smoked weed before and guys would smoke us out for free every time. she did this like 50 times

[meli^^ @hatsumeli]

my left boob is slightly bigger due to how big my heart is

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

[Chloe @b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g]

Note I gave to my mom when I was 4 years old and she was in a bad mood now framed in the kitchen

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

LMFAOOOOOO new generational gif just dropped holy fuck this is definitely going triple platinum

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band