lex

🐈Milo+Lucy-furr🐈‍⬛ - the alphabet mafia™️

[hayes @h4yezsz]

felt inspired 😏

[lex @god_alexis_]

i know i’m getting old but… what do you mean i pulled a muscle getting into my car???

[lex @god_alexis_]

found $20 in my pocket after getting yelled at by a customer… balance.

[Mel _ @mel_thearmtouch]

Oh

[Steve Smith @steve__smith__]

we’ve had exactly one mass shooting in almost 30 years and one of the gunmen was stopped by an unarmed man, you absolute crayon.

[alex 🔪 ceo of maul 🩸 @maulfisto]

jedi master ariana grande

[The Wild Wild Breast @Slee_333]

He DID let us know some time ago

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

she’s got kendall locked in a bathroom on an IV drip stealing her life force

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

Lmao holy shit

Cook king

[ClipRadar @clipRadarr]

The only gun control America has had

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the alphabet finding out that a number won “word of the year”

[kacchi @kacchixx]

Mckenna Grace finally too old for blonde kid roles

[lex @god_alexis_]

going out with the boys means my little gay boys, i don’t trust straight men

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Immediately.

[lex @god_alexis_]

@_caasiwerd_ damn they finally got @leilani_fq

[Cringe Larper @imnotemoirl]

if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up

[joce ;༊⋆˚࿔ @desolatist]

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED

[lex @god_alexis_]

fighting the urge to say “he’s hard” every time i’m watching a movie/show and two men are yelling and arguing with one another.