godjilla

{she/her} aspiring dommy mommy bar wench

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

Glad my resting bitch face was my debut on television
#SorryTerry

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

I need more foot freak followers

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

Red fruits better not include any damn raspberries

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Zara has released an exclusive Hannah Montana perfume. Notes include juicy red fruits, roses & soft vainilla ($22.90)

[LEO_COMIC @orisha1808]

this is why i fucking love her

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

If Louise Belcher was a Pokémon she’d be a sneasel

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

@_ema_nuel My theory is it would be from ice/an icicle, frostbite, boiling water, or even maybe from some form of blood bending? Or even crazier, the moisture being removed from his face/eye to cause some kind of mummification or too much water being added to his face to cause skin slippage

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

Yes I skipped breakfast
But don’t worry, I ate two dinners

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

My inner voice is Abby Lee Miller constantly telling me, “we’re going to _____, and we’ll probably be humiliated there too.”

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

Idc what anyone says, I’ll always read “summa cum laude” as “summer cum load”

[yuki ☾𖤓 @blutaraarchive]

Beautiful & majestic absolutely gorgeous hot bitch with long hair

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

@Father_of_04 But then how would you constantly be up my ass

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

Why does some mulch smell like bread soaked in trash juice

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

@Father_of_04 It’s out of your budget lil simp

[godjilla @god_jill_a]

I’ll never feel as accomplished as I do after popping not one but two milia on my eyelid

[Miley Nation @MileyNation13]

MILEY CYRUS. WALK OF FAME.

STAR CEREMONY. TOMORROW.

[𖤓 Val @valleymorow]

There was once a man, who checked those boxes

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

THIS IS INSANE. I AM SOBBING.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

She had the opportunity to make the most iconic thing ever and she did it.

[lucas @cyruslohan]

o melhor jeito de explicar é falando “tudo que seu idolo faz hoje em dia a miley ja fazia com 14 anos”

[rosie @lilbitunholymc]

when you’re in Hannah-versary mode but it’s also 3 years of Endless Summer Vacation