God

If Donald is POTUS. I must exist.

[God @god_returns]

My follower count proves that, you're all fucking atheists.

[God @god_returns]

Just watched Godfather. It has nothing to do with my father.

[God @god_returns]

My follower count proves that, you're all fucking atheists.

[God @god_returns]

#42 is wrong answer. You're not even close, DEEP-THOUGHT.

[God @god_returns]

#HumorouslyYours https://t.co/92KueGqKGv

[God @god_returns]

My follower count proves that, you're all fucking atheists.

[God @god_returns]

My follower count proves that, you're all fucking atheists.

[God @god_returns]

Pro Tip: I'm atheist, too. https://t.co/rJxQwkKU07

[God @god_returns]

My follower count proves that, you're all fucking atheists.

[God @god_returns]

.@Olacabs , My cab is late. Hurry up, otherwise I won't be able to deliver Christmas gifts.

[God @god_returns]

Don't wait for me to arrive with gifts. Order your own gift from @amazon . #merrychristmas

[God @god_returns]

Just to alert you all, he was a Hitler in last life. https://t.co/hlAUFgDPbN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

As to the U.N., things will be different after Jan. 20th.

[God @god_returns]

Tired. Created one more Universe.

[God @god_returns]

I once considered to make boobs as big as Mount Everest.

[God @god_returns]

I am late.. I returned a month later! #mSorry https://t.co/9bLRyxLXO4

[Disfigured James Thomas @PrimeTimeJT93]

God returns tonight?.......

[God @god_returns]

Your wish Granted! https://t.co/PwDDSX1koI

[God @god_returns]

I hope I fulfilled your demand. As per my account, the bribe was accepted. For more queries contact soon. I am on earth now! https://t.co/TRScEQafSE

[Lahla-Hadiya @LahlaHadiya]

Thank you foryour support in advance !!!!
Pray that God returns it back 10x the amount given !!!... https://t.co/m12Ay54UBb

[God @god_returns]

@xaamyyx16 true that my child. I watch everything. I got unlimited data pack with 10GBPS speed! https://t.co/nb6b3K8cdE

[Amy 🌻 @xaamyyx16]

If you want respect you have to give respect don't treat people bad bcz one day God returns to you he sees everything https://t.co/vKmqTKXDCh

[God @god_returns]

Request accepted! https://t.co/YCRS4fXAfd

[God @god_returns]

@GodReturnsMay21 I changed my arrival date to Dec 21. Thought to inform you!

[God @god_returns]

Not everytime. Depends on the amount though! https://t.co/nBgdG9Zpx8

[God @god_returns]

This implies bribe more to get more! https://t.co/bmnXg0Rrsg