jake

literally what do you want from me. | (rp, parody)

[jake @goddammitjake]

❝ 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 ❞

𝗷𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝗸𝗶𝗻𝘀

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[jake @goddammitjake]

So (reader), thanks for coming on the pod! Want to tell me about your newest project before we dive into these nachos?

[jake @goddammitjake]

Got some bling.

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ Sleepy girl.

[jake @goddammitjake]

@PinkAndPriced || is it Jacob? I laughed when I got a notif you followed my Jacob and then it was like nope!

[jake @goddammitjake]

@ThePopQueen_ See something you like, McRae?

[jake @goddammitjake]

@ThePopQueen_ I’m trying to figure out if that’s a compliment!

[jake @goddammitjake]

@ThePopQueen_ I’m trying not to tear my groin!

[◆ @PopRoyaltyy]

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𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 , 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝑾/𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒎 , 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒚 https://t.co/8JIQasgsBE⠀
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[jake @goddammitjake]

@VelvetVoicee Isn’t that how every argument should end? I call that conflict resolution.

[jake @goddammitjake]

FINE!

I’ll keep looking for spots for us to feast.

[𝖾𝗌𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺 ✿ @fielchicaa]

NO! PICK ANOTHER SPOT!

[jake @goddammitjake]

Well, we could try it together?

[𝖾𝗌𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺 ✿ @fielchicaa]

if you ever buy me anything from this place, I'm ghosting you. 😭

[jake @goddammitjake]

SLUTTY BUNS!

[𝖾𝗌𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺 ✿ @fielchicaa]

SLUTTY BUNS?!

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ I’ll have to keep that in mind. You should come on the pod sometime, have some nachos and chat your album!

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ Is that a bad thing?

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ I’m 34, gorgeous.

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ I mean, not wrong. But I’m also a few years older, so I’m treading some waters here.

[jake @goddammitjake]

Time for a haircut?

[jake @goddammitjake]

@VioletHeartt_ Who am I to disagree you’re pretty?