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strop | 29 | they/them ⬥ queer comic artist/ttrpg designer + a horrid little flesh tube straight from hell 🎷🐛 ⬥ icon by @TabAnimations

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hi! let me draw things for you! money can be exchanged for goods and services! ✨🎷🐛

portfolio: https://t.co/bUHuXPssxZ
TOS: https://t.co/jKgM9I6kfn

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theyre not friends theyre something worse (coping with a loveless arranged marriage)

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@magemegane everybody forgot abt that part in english class where u gotta include and refute an opposing argument in ur essays to force u to read smth other than shit that proves youre right forever

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his temporary replacement is Woman Who Lives In The Torture Labyrinth bc her grad school advisor forgot to check up on her. which is just the regular grad school experience.

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fuckin dumbass keeps dying and acccumulating new and shinier scars. got turned into a statue by his evil father-in-law and now his soul's stuck in the backrooms until the party finishes their mcguffin quest. as one does.

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this is still the case :/

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it would be so cool if i could finish any actual art but nope! 1000000000 more doodles of my dnd character

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@snapvalentine YEAAAAAHHHH I LOVE U DEVILSPAWN!!!!

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@taintbrigade OH. its an acronym. thought it was a ship name nd was wracking my brain for What Fucking Characters Could This Possibly Be.

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@taintbrigade what the fuck is trop

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anyways why the fuck have i been playing dnd all this time when fleshwarp and swarmkeeper are Built In to pathfinders base code. my only real complaint is that theres no warlock equivilant. "but witches--" i dont want an animal companion. i hate whimsy. get out of my house.

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playing my first pathfinder game today ft. morrick tech duinn, fleshwarp necromancer and problem-for-hire. dw abt why shes got a gun. its fine. youre fine.

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her mentor decided to start experimenting on her halfway through her apprenticeship so she killed him and finished the work to her own specifications and also. cut off his face and grafted it to her back along with a chunk of his brain. why? um.

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@taintbrigade wdym thats just the HUGE NERD background four times

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@taintbrigade i was gnna be real sad if there wasnt an option to include a Cool Rock. but thank god,

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@taintbrigade how do i report a post for harassment

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@taintbrigade kabutos not gnna satisfy them either so its a lose-lose situation theyve got there

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@taintbrigade AYOOOOOOOO CONGRATS

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there's a light that's eating at you from the inside out

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@taintbrigade theyre gnna confiscate my dyke card for not knowing what 90% of these are

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@kiddphel nobody fucking tell him that hes gonna be so mad

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hes straight but he classifies kissing dudes as a competitive sport/method of social posturing and hes in it to win it

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it would be so cool if i could finish any actual art but nope! 1000000000 more doodles of my dnd character