Chloe Candy

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[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

Every 5th of July is spent on my bathroom floor

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

@mannnnn95469786 sue

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

mommy af is a cult no one can tell me otherwise

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

@squirtmast3r but guess what. he’s still living 😎

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

“stop taking pictures of the sunset and go to rehab”

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

same with Diary of a Wimpy Kid

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

sorry but the Spongebob movie will never get old

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

Last night I apparently told someone on facebook I would take their bunny and now they are literally driving here to give me it I am so stupid does anyone want a bunny

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

happy birthday Fetty Wap

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

Cant go to college orientation because I have court how am I supposed to explain that one

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

@squirtmast3r i don’t know if this is a compliment or not

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

imagine being rich enough to have a brand new range rover at 18 but then also be dumb enough to intentionally run through the fence at Idlewild and scratch up the entire car

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

i hate dogs i fucking hate em

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

I look at my goldfish at least 3 times a day and think “you are so close to fucking dying” but today is the day. Swim Shady is actually going to die. help

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

for some reason i just asked my mon to rip my vape so help me god

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

currently I am in a real life minecraft survival world. all my doors are locked so I am sleeping on my pontoon boat

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

one reason i glad remi posewitz is dead is because when i spleep in my room there there isn’t dog slober or a live dog

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

Currently: puking in red pod

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

vape went through laundry. mom found it. still works.😎

[Chloe Candy @goddamnit123]

chloe candy and Logan Micke snapchatting each other? thinking it time for bed