Adam.

He/Him

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

Yeah yeah Jesus turned water into wine or whatever but I can turn alcohol into shitty tweets.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

Steroid use is a transgression. Throwing a race is a violation of the team code of conduct. Killing someone’s pet for fun is an unforgivable crime. Call it what it fucking is.

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

Trek brushing off a team rider killing a cat with an air rifle at point blank range “to test it out” as a “transgression” is a prime example of why I’m glad I left.

[Lidl-Trek @LidlTrek]

Team statement regarding Antonio Tiberi case:

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@TonyBenson99 Vodka cran at a brewery type guy

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@nickg995 Oh lol

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@maryybluee You’re telling me I miss out on peak gay

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

My home improvement ass read this as Lowe’s

[Vogue France @VogueFrance]

The heels at Loewe! 😍🍳

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

I’m gonna fucking scream

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

Just when I thought my woes with the UMW registrar were over, a year and a half after graduation, I found out that my transcript has mislabeled courses. #mymarywash

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@TonyBenson99 I’m gonna be real with you chief it’s up there. https://t.co/pNQqQkMttZ

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@TonyBenson99 A j.laverack Dura-ace di2, dude doesnt fuck around lol

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@TonyBenson99 Nah that first one is a moots or lite speed or something

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@SuttonDanie @TonyBenson99 behavior

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

“You have such a cute smile but such a horrible personality”
-@HCheesesammich

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@TonyBenson99 *you left your bike at my girlfriend’s house when you went to the bars to tell random women your astrological signs.

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@nickg995

[Adam. @goddamnitadam]

@Bhelms19 Frat star