Eli

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@WeAssessCats Soggy

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@GillianDoc70 @loungingmee That’s what they’re pointing out
That victim blamer will blame women for how they dress saying they were asking for a man to rape them when
As the person said
Men rape dead bodies, babies & animals
That’s the entire point

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@ShawnChittle @NatlParkService I need it

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@teenietinytony @ceraliza Thank you!
I’m with her right now as she calls different schools to find a position

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@mikaba0 @ChrisAnn222 @ceraliza This!
She can’t find a job because of the way her former boss retaliated against her for standing up for her students
Not because she’s 49
I don’t know what Christy is on about

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@Google refusing to accept that I put my password in
Then refusing the stupid “if this is you select the matching number”
Just to make me scan a QR code on my phone when I’m using my phone to log in is probably one of the stupidest things ever

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@teenietinytony @ceraliza I feel bad too since she still has to support my brother but I won’t lie whenever I remind her that this is the same job market I’ve been dealing with for years I do a lil

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@KaranovicS3765 @ceraliza Unless someone is speed running getting a masters in special needs education
No they can’t
I never said it was justified that she was fired
She did the right thing & protected her students & got fired for it

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@kaynothx @ceraliza I never said she was a boomer

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

"go touch some grass"
me: ok

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@lenkagaminyas This feels like something a retail worker does at the cash wrap

[💜🌔❄ @StellaNoxEclair]

The nae nae here is incredible, but what really gets me more than anything is the one on the right shamefully turning his head away after he was caught sucking toes

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@j0s3tt4 I’m so confused
What’s wrong with the editor? 😭😭
They look so normal im confused

[Eli @goddess__satan]

@emwheezie @catwheezie My dog did similar when she tried (and failed miserably) to jump onto my desk for food I left on it when I went to wash my hands
Came back to see her trapped under my laundry basket with the most pathetic eyes ever
Here’s the lil freak for reference taken this morning

[Eli @goddess__satan]

Fergie? Mhm
Q-Tip? Weird but sure
GOONROCK!? WHOMST!?

[Eli @goddess__satan]

We sell these chud cats at work and one of my managers hates them so much
To the point of near tears
“They look pregnant” she says
And I make them hit the griddy on her with their lil chud arms

[Eli @goddess__satan]

NEVER trust a woman who says they prefer having male friends
They are the WORST
My closest friends are all men
My bestest friend is a dude and I see him like 4x a year despite us living about 20 minutes away
Guy friends are AWFUL

[Eli @goddess__satan]

I LOVE learning a useless fact
I hold it in my mind library for later when I’m hanging out with my friends to pull it out on them
They all grow more and more exasperated with me and I just look at em like