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Like a skittles induced stroke

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@VancityReynolds Deadpool Bunny! Courtesy of my 7-year-old who loves Once Upon A Deadpool & Detective Pikachu 😁 #QuestionableParenting

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Buncombe County Sheriff Quentin Miller: Halt evictions in Buncombe County during the COVID-19 Crisis - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LDRGls2vzT via @Change

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump vs. Trump: Kurds Edition

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Proud to be the 7,943rd 😎 on @BackerKit for RiffTrax Live 2019 - THREE Great Movies Riffed Live!. Thanks @Riffrax https://t.co/2wgHvJN62S

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Sex is cool and all but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you

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@theflophousepod https://t.co/7FTfbTlGpa via @goodhousemag

[Mark Barrett @MarkBarrettACT]

In a few minutes, parking in city of #Asheville parking garages will become free during the snowstorm. They want as many people as possible to park there instead of downtown streets to make it easier to plow. #avlwx #avlsnomg #avlnews

[Jessie Opoien @jessieopie]

Every woman you know has a list like this. https://t.co/3S5vCa8P3I

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

This week is a mine field of emotions for survivors. Do something kind for yourself. Take a walk somewhere lovely, but yourself an extra fancy coffee, listen to your favorite music, visit a museum, call a person you love. You deserve to be here. You deserve to feel heard. ❤️

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump: Democrats would vote against George Washington -- "and he may have had a bad past, who knows?...Didn't he have a couple of things in his past?"

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@RGalbraith Could you ask @jk_rowling to please watch my kids? I need to finish this new book! #LethalWhite

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@RepMarkMeadows Please #FundLibraries for FY 2019! Our district depends on our libraries, and the libraries depend on federal library funding. #SaveIMLS

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@senatorburr Our communities depend on libraries, and libraries depend on @US_IMLS funding - please show your support and #FundLibraries for FY 2019. #SaveIMLS

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@senthomtillis Our communities depend on libraries, and libraries depend on @US_IMLS funding - please show your support and #FundLibraries for FY 2019. #SaveIMLS

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One of my biggest parenting struggles? Pretending that I care about Roblox.

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Best email subject line ever: "You have no events scheduled today." Then I remembered, I didn't update my calendar. #Sadface

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@LarsenOnFilm @filmspotting Aaaaaaannnnnnndddddddd....someone already checked it out!

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@LarsenOnFilm @filmspotting Check out this new release at the Haywood County Library in NC!

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@TailorAndBarber @briankoppelman Pins and needles! Pins and needles!

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@briankoppelman So I Married An Axe Murderer. No apologies.