wazzuppppp

just a basic pansexual bitch 🌈🌠

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Guy I’m talking to is such a lil FREAK but I love his stupid kinky ass like yes please

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Being skinny enough that you can see his dick in your stomach just doing normal missionary >>>>

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Wasn’t gonna drink today but then my mother in law threw away my leftovers from LAST NIGHT that I was looking forward to eating so here we are I guess 🤩

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

I’m down 50 pounds in 3 months and everyone wants to know how.
Its simple: do the AAA’S

Adderall 😳
Alcoholism (in place of food lolz) 🥳
Anorexia 😮
‘Stressed tf out 🤪

#edtwt

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Aye bruh my hotass 6’4 coworker better chill out all running into me and gently touching my hand saying “oh sorry my bad”

I’ll fall in love with you right now you better stop playing with me

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

I always set my expectations super low so I’m not disappointed and yet somehow I’m ALWAYS still disappointed
It’s crazy

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Did I get myself a work husband?? Dude is offering to give me his old uniforms because they’re more breathable and he doesn’t wear them because he works in the shop and I’m in the field so like… we’re basically married at this point

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

My partner: yeah I was talking to my mom and had to reassure her you weren’t in an ED regression because of your weight loss

Me: …yeah for sure babe… it’s all been done the healthy way…
*is definitely in an ED regression lmao*

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

You ever just really wanna be hospitalized so you can get a break from life but also so people might actually give a fuck about you for a tiny bit or is that just me

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

You ever wanna k*ll yourself but the only reason you don’t is because people depend on you but that just makes you wanna do it more because you’re fucking exhausted from taking care of everyone in ur life except yourself

Because same.

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Full offense but if you know someone is pregnant and also works 60+ hours a week and also watches your kid for some of those weekly hours why the FUCK would you ask them to work on their ONLY DAY OFF like the utter disrespect and anger I feel right now is through the roof

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

That feeling when ur bf is sick but you just wanna be fucking CHOKED and FUCKED within an inch of your life

Ugh I hml

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Also really pissed that I was sharpening a knife for personal reasons and it cut my fingers on accident better than it cut anywhere else

[kb @kba1210]

Every day I see some shit that makes me think maybe a coma wouldn’t be too bad

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

Ngl really contemplating su*cide right now

[wazzuppppp @goddessin2u]

No bullshit but having someone who says they love you/tells you you’re hot and beautiful every time y’all have sex is the most amazing thing in the universe

[awlivv @awlivv]

i made one

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

you should be allowed to smoke crack at applebees