Matt

I drove a Jeep.. into a small river

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Meet Brittney Griner & Marine Paul Whelan.
Both Americans.
Both were convicted in Russian courts on dubious charges.
Both serving multi-year sentences in Russian prison.
Brittney hates America
Paul served America

Guess which one Biden traded a terrorist to free?

Semper fi Paul

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Gooooood ole Jack got me fired

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Paddy’s day did me DIRTY

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Tubs🌞 @KayTubs1097]

Somewhere between caffeine and nicotine
You will find me unentertained and worn out

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Who dry scoops pre workout, when you can simply snort it to get the full effect

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Still trying to get my mother to understand she raised an alcoholic redneck

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Or course the curfew is lifted when I’m OUT OF STATE

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If hearin’ the National Anthem doesn’t make you want to chant USA and roundhouse kick a terrorist, you must hate bald eagles and not have a pulse. Merica.

[Matt @godenswagger21]

I’ll just leave this here

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Maaaaan screw all this politics bs I’m LIVIN

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Elon musk for president who’s with me

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[angrybrownsfans @angrybrownsfans]

The 2021 Cleveland Browns road to the Super Bowl (colorized)

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Time to do some SNOWboardin @dcradd99 @ChrisSalveter

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Life on the road: works more than he sleeps, drinks more than he eats

[Matt @godenswagger21]

Boys hit 75 hours and it’s not even Sunday 😭

[Matt @godenswagger21]

“Oh gaaaawg, loaded at work after thanksgiving” @NickPaletta