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Muslimah∆barbz∆schmoney∆intending philanthropist and revolutionary∆🖤🌚

[introverted parrot @godeppusall]

@SisDupe @OtunbaBrickz This cholera gan gan is my major concern, because Nigeria right now does not have the capacity for a cholera outbreak.

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Una see say these people dey mad!

Hire more sanitation workers, No!
buy more garbage trucks, No!
build more landfills and incinerators, No!

But the couldn’t hesitate to jump straight to enforcement!

The waste in my house has been piling up for months, PSP hasn’t come to pick it up and I’ve never missed a payment infact I’ve paid for a full year ahead. I live in Lekki o mind you, if they aren’t coming to pick up the thrash in Lekki for months it’s not far fetched to assume they haven’t picked up the dirt in Abule Egba in years, but sanitation police is the solution the army of halfwits in Alausa can think of!

Fucking idiots!

[Olamide🌻 @litolamide]

@nfy_xo

[Salmat O @Salmaaa_o]

That’s the whole problem. If it costs $600m to win, then power becomes an investment and every investment needs a return. That return comes out of public funds. We don’t elect leaders, we underwrite businessmen.

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

It’s not fair ooo

Nigerians it’s not fair how we just quit on each other any slight chance we get.

[Chief Ene 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾 @_Ojonya]

How I know that your parents don’t pray to any deity at all, is that you chose Yhemolee of all people to do this with.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Bandits went live and asked Nigerians to send azas for give aways.
They used banking apps to send money to those who sent accounts. No arrests made.

A responsible citizen made a video of the cracks on Coastal road and within days he was arrested.

If you ever come here to tell me only God can solve our insecurity problems Ogun will kpai you.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

The problem with Nigerians is you all actually think you have the same problem as Ghana , South Africa and co

We’re literally on the same level as Congo , South Sudan if not worse .

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

Especially women. We can wake up one day & all our rights will be taken away on a whim but never for men. The Afghan women went to bed one night & woke up the next day as slaves in their own homes & it haunts me everyday.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

The Nigerian government has done something impressive.

They have convinced millions of people that struggling to eat, struggling to pay rent and struggling to survive is a personal failure instead of an economic one.

That's genius.

[temi may. the executive assistant @temilolusogebi]

An entire state can get wiped out in one night and Nigerians will go to work the next day. We’re being exposed to an insane level of violence and we’re scrolling away

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Guys!! It’s cold very outside! I just stepped outside my house to feel it. And if it’s this cold in Lagos, it’s colder in Ibadan and much even colder in the bushes! These children and their teachers are shivering right now! This is their 27th night! God!😭😭

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Nigerians are paying First-world Prices for Third-world Governance.

Tax us like Canada.
Give us Somalia and South Sudan Governance.

[yeriii🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇵 @monkeydyeri]

And so the wheel of endless suffering spins once again.

[200 people murdered in Benue, 50 killed in Plateau @AScully789]

If Fulanis were only a problem in Nigeria, i may have agreed not to stereotype all fulanis that its only some bad eggs. But map every single country where fulanis are located in Africa, they are all under conflict. From Fulanis. Northern Ghana, Senegal, Centra Africa, same thing

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

But wait, with everything going on in the country, shouldn’t NYSC camp be placed on hold?

[Duchess of Ile-Ife😘 @khykheloormuur]

You people that pay your staff salary on the 15th of the next month are just w icked people.

Because how are you so dark hearted to make people work for 45 days before paying?

In this economy?

[Philo Groves @PhiloGroves]

My YouTube algorithm is unbelievably narrow. Why am I only suggested the same 15 videos from the same 5 creators? This is a site with millions of creators and more than 5 billion videos.