Mustaque Ali Ansari

ना जीतना है, ना हराना है, मुझे तो केवल बनाना है (मित्र या मूर्ख आप तय करें) | अनाड़ी हिंदी विशेषज्ञ | शौचालयी दार्शनिक | निर्गुण ब्रह्म | Devil's advocate

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

Both you and I don't have documents to prove citizenship. Who will go to detention center?

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@PTI_News Now wait for Bulldozer for storing combustible material.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@Schandillia Especially the Santara variety.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@ajay43 Out of curiosity, which policy is this, that too a floater? I have one from Star and after my father's death last year, now it is a single policy for my mother and I am paying around 29K for 3L cover.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@pakistan_untold You guys got the certificate of lifetime from Patel in 1948.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@MinhazMerchant Not ironical that a "pensioned" freedom fighter used to portray the real ones as Ravan. The ideological progenies employed on govt crumbs continue the tradition. https://t.co/IhWDbbQ3uW

[Gurdeep Singh Sappal @gurdeepsappal]

Once upon a time, your elders had published a similar cartoon. Among others, it showed Mahatma Gandhi, Sardar Patel, Subhash Chandra Bose, Jawaharlal Nehru as heads of Ravan;
And showed Savarkar & Shyama Prasad Mukherjee as Ram and Laxman.

Decades later, you are forced to bow to, publicly admire and venerate most of them, whom your elders portrayed as Ravan. Today, you try to appropriate their legacy as yours.

Just wait for some time, same thing will happen again. @RahulGandhi is walking on a path that will force you to bow once again, because ‘भारत में सदैव सत्यमेव जयते’

(1945, अग्रणी मैगज़ीन में प्रकाशित कार्टून)

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@chetan_bhagat Have some shame. The hotheads got you the Mandir.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@IndiaSpeaksPR Called out Ramboish rants of you, his own ilk types.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@GabbbarSingh @KARANKU01924303 Problem is, you get blinded by your ideology and get called out every single time by Rathee and Zubair types. So your khunnas is more of khisiyani billi khambha noche type.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@chetan_bhagat I remember a 5 point some pointer super achiever hyperventilating in 2011 asking people to write "मेरा नेता चोर है" on their wrists. He and his ideological brethren are still on the same side, just a bit embarrassed with the latest optics.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@ajay43 India will never use it first and it will only hit Pak so much so it never decides to use it first.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@kalkibegins The realm of your higher order thinking could be Nordics, not South Asia.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@Libertarian196 From the "intellectually enlighteneds, only @ravishndtv is worth his salt, although he too very often becomes overtly cynical.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@rajeevranjanMKH फ्यूज कंडक्टर से।

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@kapsology You liberals are born to end with eggs on your face, every single time. Just 5 years ago, you saw the power of thali bajaoing and still came backing asking this question shamelessly. Useless fellas.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@tranquiltempes1 @somnath1978 Grew up thinking India is a beacon of hope and our liberal outlook would turn us into a mature society from the land of snake charmers but the appetite for tamasha is ingrained in South Asian genes and the modern snake charmers will keep us that way, till eternity.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@somnath1978 Yes but can't remain तठस्थ otherwise इतिहास भूगोल will not माफ़।

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@GabbbarSingh गोबर कंस्यूमर्स लाइक यू।

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@sanjutip सद्बुद्धि तो त्रेता और द्वापर युग वालों में भी नहीं थी, ये तो ख़ैर कलयुग है। लेकिन यथार्थ यही है कि हम युद्ध के बीच में हैं और राष्ट्रधर्म निभाना ही पड़ेगा।

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@keshavbedi The overt puritanism of Gandhi was his undoing. Please don't tread that path. Okay to be pacifist but when need arises, war is unavoidable.

[Mustaque Ali Ansari @godevol]

@RoflGandhi_ लवणेन भोज्यं