lexi

deranged and all knowing

[Monsieur Grenouille 🐸 @monsieurgren]

My schizo theory on Anthony Bourdain is that his gut microbiome was terrible from the dirty street food and drinking which led him to a fragile mental state incapable of coping with a major stressor like a breakup

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

Ohhhh so the ancient ones will rise from the depths and baptize us in fire

[Tonica @MetabolicTonic]

A Ray Peat Iceberg.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

there is no point in drinking if there is no one to text “hi” to at 3 am

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

You're beautiful and I'm insane... we're American made

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

I'm a fucking monster

[marianne spider 🏎️💨 @LecPiastri44]

Apparently women can’t call ugly men ugly because of woke

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

holy shit !!!!! asian people !!!!!!!! just like yakuza !!!!! slaps my big fucking round belly like a seal