kyle

yep, it's definitely me

[kyle @godhateskyle]

call me harry potter the way my hog got warts

[kyle @godhateskyle]

this severe warning is built like a fat Oklahoma

[NWS Severe Tstorm @NWSSevereTstorm]

Severe Thunderstorm Warning including Holly Hill SC, Eutawville SC and Vance SC until 8:45 PM EDT

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@aletaygon It is a real run of the deterministic GFS model, but it's 270 hours out, which is to say it's effectively useless LOL. I made this post in jest at the absurdity of the model run and it just kinda blew up. rest assured it won't be that hot.

[kyle @godhateskyle]

Make peace with your God and loved ones, Oklahoma has 270 hours to prepare. #Happening

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@nwoklahoma you could say that 😭

[kyle @godhateskyle]

I think I posted too close to the sun, a modern day Icarus.

[mads 🐞 | NOAH KAHAN 34 DAYS @dubsinfive]

us when oomf goes viral

[kyle @godhateskyle]

No one said that!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Parts of Oklahoma are forecast to see heat index values topping 120°F on July 17.

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@dubsinfive gulp

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@BBFORTRUMP0822 It's just the GFS being insane as usual. It is a real run, but deterministic models past like 150 hours out should be taken with a huge grain of salt. The Weather community understands this which is the grounds on which this was posted LOL

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@WILDCARDofAC Im so sorry 😭 my posts very rarely get over 3 likes. FWIW this is a very common joke within the weather twitter space, I have no idea why the algo picked this up like this

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@3dsalmon idek anymore man I thought the #happening part would signify that I was joking 😭

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@PrismaticGeyser my shit barely breaks 2 likes on a good day, I thought some friends would see this and now I got half the app thinking the literal Gates of Hell are opening in Oklahoma 😭

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@dubsinfive Help!

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@ameliaUrquhart_ hell naw

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@dubsinfive I feel so bad 😭

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@GraceCWeather @ATLAreaWx haha yeah

[kyle @godhateskyle]

@PrismaticGeyser I pretty much play 99% of games on controller lmao

[kyle @godhateskyle]

she wolf

[TornadoTRX @tornadotrx]

I genuinely think an embedded tornado just hit my apartment in Norman, OK cause wtf