mr.perfect.

[mr.perfect. @godholed]

* 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍 𝙈𝘼𝙉 ↓

[mr.perfect. @godholed]

// This is still my favorite thing that ive written on here

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[ If liking cocks weren't a requirement, then Dennis was gayer by miles. ]

C-coming.

[ Shit. His voice is cracking. ]

Just give me like twenty minutes. I have to finish cleaning up.

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[ He doesn't have the confidence to bite back, looking the way he does right now. How is it that his GAY roommate is the one making him feel like a fairy?! Then again, Mac's always been better at playing the man than him. +

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝖌ay ‍‍‍‍ r𝗶𝗰𝗵 ‍‍‍‍ 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ @fightmilks]

( once he turns around to find their apartment empty , mac takes his cold beer with him to knock on the door to dennis’ room with dark brows scrunched together . )

dennis … ? are you home ?? i found heavy duty gloves to help move

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📲 what are you talking about?????

[charlie 🐀 @paddysratman]

📲 NO AM STUK BECUZ U AND MAC!!!!!!!!!

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📲 you good, man?

[charlie 🐀 @paddysratman]

[ charlie has sent a text message. ]

📲 I AM GUNA HERT U.

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[ The layers of stockings he wears help keep his, ahem, manhood in place, almost as if it were never there. The space between his legs is smooth and sexless like a Ken doll's.

He feels like a clown in his voluminous blonde wig.

...

At least, he remembered to lock the door. ]

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[ Fuck.

Dennis' heart stops when he hears the front door unlocked. He nearly barfs up the caprese salad he had for lunch.

He glances at his reflection in the vanity. Makeup, half done. Lips bright red in his mother's favorite shade. +

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝖌ay ‍‍‍‍ r𝗶𝗰𝗵 ‍‍‍‍ 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ @fightmilks]

( he’s ignoring the messages & going back to the apartment anyways . he’s TIRED !! )

heyyooo ——- .. did you even move anything around yet ? ( * 🤨 )

( he’s focused on the fridge , looking for a drink instead of looking for his

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@_GhoulsJules_ @fightmilks // images that would get saved to someone pin board thinking wow this is so intimate and aesthetic and then the context is "he is poisoning his roommate to be dependent on him."

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@_GhoulsJules_ @fightmilks // why is he moe

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@_GhoulsJules_ @fightmilks // the s1 promos make me emo theyve grown so much...why do mac and dennis look like they're about to star in an amateur porno

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📲 fuck you
📲 normally id take my time debunking the obvious fallaciousness of your claims
📲 but im not a twink i have a sleeper build
📲 ANYWAY!!! DO! NOT! COME! HOME! IM SERIOUS!

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝖌ay ‍‍‍‍ r𝗶𝗰𝗵 ‍‍‍‍ 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ @fightmilks]

📲 U can’t lift anything on UR own 2 renovate LOL 😂

📲 OMW Dennis 💪💪

📲 No offense but U have twink arms U need my muscles 2 move things 🤣

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@fightmilks // MOOD I ALSO NEED TO GO TO SLEEP
ugh and we also had that other rp we never finished but its okay...
More macdennis yaoi in the future

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// remembering fondly when macdennis "broke up" then made out in a bathroom stall but sure whatever they arent a thing.

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📲 um
📲 ive decided to renovate

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝖌ay ‍‍‍‍ r𝗶𝗰𝗵 ‍‍‍‍ 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ @fightmilks]

📲 👍

📲 Y?

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@fightmilks // but also I am opening discord to reread that rp

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@fightmilks // ITS OKAY CAUSE I AM GONNA BAIT MAC AGAIN #TRUSTME

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📲 busy
📲 also dont come to the apartment for the next two hours

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝖌ay ‍‍‍‍ r𝗶𝗰𝗵 ‍‍‍‍ 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ @fightmilks]

we should HANG . .. i miss you , bro . * 😄

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

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// I think it's funny as fuck that I almost exclusively end up writing hyper masculine men, and then dennis is my one muse who canonically lasers his ass hair and wears lip gloss.

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Decades ago...WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?!?