Jam Kuhl

Peeps and Creeps 👀

[Jam Kuhl @GodJammit_]

3 times I become American as fuck.
1. The World Cup.
2. The Olympics
3. If anyone foreign is running a pool table at my local bar!!!!!

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I’m going to the gym at 7pm… with no girlfriend at home this week. I’m gonna be bored 🥲

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If your spicy sauce is mayo based then odds are it’s not very spicy

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Ice cream, for what ever it’s worth.
Or whatever Taylor swift said.

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Gym music: wub wubs.
House Chores: Taylor swift.
D&D: tavern music.

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I will have a handshake with all my grooms men.

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@NyxFurr @ST0L3NBYVAND0 @BleacherReport @N3onOnYT Glad you named some to start your persuasive argument here.

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@MikemcCafftu @ST0L3NBYVAND0 @BleacherReport @N3onOnYT Nobody has won one on their own. They played for a team you fucking door knob.

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People with jobs that keep them not taking bribes gotta have it nice.

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@Karnfx1 @US_Stormwatch Trying to say “not fair he cheating” for thunderstorms is a new level 😂

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In case you’re all wondering. No I still can’t believe Heather is my girlfriend.

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Is it a work out to Taylor swift type day?

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@UnscriptedFooty Lost her US citizenship in 2022

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Hanging out with your “ex’s” friends has got to be eventually a form of self harm.

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Wait wait wait. Maybe karma is really the friends you made along the way 😭

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Maybe karma is just all the people you let in your life 🤷🏻‍♂️

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If people don’t like me it’s cause I call out negativity and bulshit, or because I lean left.

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I don’t think I’m bad looking by any means. But you can tell by looking at my girlfriend that I’m funny.

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Eagles fans aren’t allowed to hate on Argentina fans for how they treat people.

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@bronco_boy94 I do that with a lot of sports analysts and politicians because you can just tell they’re posting for engagement

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Nick Wright makes a living having the world shittiest sports takes and we just seriously let him have that platform. He deserves no more than a fucking tik tok channel.