Matt Martin

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

I am bad at Twitter

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@Adumbs_Bananas He never said what year

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Odysseus leaving every island they visit

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@GodJammit_ They don’t know Mitch McConnell is dead

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@GodJammit_ Should I tell her?

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@GodJammit_ Standing by the pool and complaining they got hit by a splash. Next question

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@spelunky_ He doesn’t have his best stuff tonight, time to warm someone up in the bullpen

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

USA is losing to a Great Britain team full of scrubs. this must be how England felt during the revolutionary war

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@Adumbs_Bananas See if you can skip 2020. World got weird

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

.@SNYtv the 20-80 scale has 50 as average. Every standard devision from average is 10 in either direction. It started with Branch Rickey

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

When I use this emoji 🫡, this is what I mean

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

Is someone going to Homer in honor of him?

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Phillies have released OF Nick Castellanos.

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

Guys being dudes

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

New combat sport league where heavyweights just sprint full speed into each other

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@GodJammit_

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

Stidham better chill otherwise he’ll be playing for The Jets next year

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@GodJammit_ A real man would do both

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Watching a close playoff game as a fan of neither team

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

@GodJammit_ tim donaghy

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

Avengers:: Dunesday

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Warner Bros is reportedly planning to stick with keeping ‘DUNE 3’ on the same release date as ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

Both films release on December 18, 2026

(Source: https://t.co/pTZfNHuSEh)

[Matt Martin @martinn_matthew]

What level adult am I that I am so happy I got a robot vaccum for Black Friday?