I admit that I never expected to receive such question on a /random/ Monday morning — but I wouldn't have it any other way. Perhaps consistent with our usual theme.
To answer your question, yes, Lorenzio, I'd love to be your boyfriend ( and to have you as mine ).
Happy Monday morning, Lorenzio Theon. I barely had any sleep but every single word that you've wrote remained perfectly in my mind.
You really have a way with your words — and somehow, you made it towards my heart using it.