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Travel back in time to stop a cabal of interdimensional aliens from draining the earth’s oceans of life for their own sustenance.

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John Holmes enjoyed clay sculpting, woodworking and outdoor activities such as visiting beaches, camping, fishing and hiking.

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The world’s largest Kmart store is in Guam and is 168,000 square feet.

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@PeterJWoodsPhD It worked like a charm!

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Do you guys remember when Uncle Fester soundproofed a handsaw by removing its teeth?

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The women are glowing but the men aren’t plundering.

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Written records of bottle-spinning games date back to the 1920s, though early accounts make no mention of kissing.

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It's a big black leathery rectangle in the middle of a round, grey face that's surprisingly soft to the touch.

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Asteroid 8299 Téaleoni, discovered by Eric Elstat La Silla in 1993, was named after Téa Leoni.

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While visiting Melbourne, American singer Katy Perry stated that she wanted to kiss Pesto. She met with the penguin on 27 September, although she did not kiss him due to biosecurity measures.

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Behaviors such as mating and giving birth may occur in water or on land.

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Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t know how to plunge a toilet

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It tastes great outside

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You guys wanna film some TikToks at Top Golf or what?

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I was not a child
I do not get locked in

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One possible future for Earth is a bright, happy world of flying dolphins, while the other is a dead, mechanical world sucked dry by the Vortex.

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Veiny eyelids: gotta catch ‘em all

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Come for the clouds. Stay for the clouds.

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@PeterJWoodsPhD You do

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RIP 2019