Stephen

Prescriptivist on the streets, descriptivist in the sheets. En-fucking-thusiast of tmesis. Petrichor fan. Skeleton-to-be. Kinsey 4.

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

Yes I am!! It's so nice to meet a fan!

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@whoisdougie It's out! But not on Twitter because your message was the first time I've opened this horrid app in months.

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

There’s a chance he mentions it in the episode but it certainly doesn’t appear as one of his choices. https://t.co/d3D0dAay2G

And he isn’t on the list of guests for 2016 for a repeat appearance, either. https://t.co/FIjIbbWmv8

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

Fact check: Richard Madeley appeared on Desert Island Discs in 2009, not 2016, and he didn’t pick Hey Stephen or any other Taylor Swift songs.

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@joyfulrivers I've seen a similar suggestion before

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@wearetherace @XPBImages When was the last time Q3 saw two Williamses?

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@BothersBar Right now I don't remember anything that happened before this opening ceremony started a thousand years ago

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@DrWhoMoment My headcanon on this is that the (police box) TARDIS has appeared so much in Earth's timeline that the first time the Fugitive Doc landed here, there was a chrono-psychic feedback loop that made the chameleon circuit think it should be resemble a police box.

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@LukeDyks The same who, when asked to define a woman, says “one of the great redemptions in life” https://t.co/Of0fhmjTCf

[Ben Habib @BackBrexitBen]

I'm proud to support the @WhatIsAWomanUK campaign for honesty and transparency in the sex and gender debate. It's simple: there are two sexes/ genders, male and female.

Paging @Keir_Starmer, women do not have a penis.

#WhatIsAWoman #ProtectWomensSpaces

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@Bill_MF_Bridges Incredible moment in a show full of them

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@whoisdougie Good luck, man - youʼve taken a big step and itʼs all forwards from there

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@BothersBar What about his hit catchphrase, “stop making sausages”? https://t.co/RhiblErBv7

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@MrNeilAlcock @empiremagazine It's a shame it isn't with Carl Davis's incredible score expanded to cover the extra length but in a way that'll make it even more interesting to see

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@BothersBar My main memory of that show is that it was the best for winning money on a pub quiz machine, if you can hold your nerve when the amount starts ticking upwards. I think £15 was my record, higher than I got on any other game!

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@AndyANIMATE I couldn't believe how good that show is! I'm a sucker for Ron Moore + spaceships, but even so, incredible. The season 3 opener (doomed hotel) was so good I wished it twice as long and released as a disaster movie

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@MaxKashevsky I'm still annoyed that they didn't change the lyrics when someone danced to the song in the Strictly episode on directly after Wild Blue Yonder! (I know that would require a baffling amount of BBC cross-communication)

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

Isnʼt it awful when you canʼt get back to your hotel because the cityʼs been brought to a standstill by Shakira?

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@whoisdougie Easy to remember, too. Good luck!

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

@23mfh @rawcheese @jenuflected In 1962, the world was first saved (765 points) by spies known as:
📇Friginatico Conjuncta, Ohio Normal, George B French
🚗SKATE! McArthur, Cherubim Dambui, Palace Battleground
💉Haven Holiday, Crescent Park, Dr Storkbite
☣️Raphael Rossi, Nocturnal Omissions, Ester Cholestryl

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

Tour O'Mongoose and the crack squad of Oysters Rockefeller, Prof Malba Kadra & Sgt Foley finished Pandemic Legacy with 658 points 🎉🎊🎉😱

[Stephen @GodOfHammers]

72 years later and the world was saved again (with 100 fewer points) by Gustav Rümelin, Cockman, Johnny Cragsworth and the noble Cash Investigations, who sacrificed herself to win Pandemic Legacy 2. Long live Shrektopia!

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@rudemrlang ITV have accidentally reinvented Celebrity Gogglebox