too zen for jen

should've been a ravenmaster.

[too zen for jen @jenuflected]

@stineomatic Thank you Phil, this is glorious content that I did not deserve

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I’ve been busy, okay?

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Have stumbled back into this twitter account after a hiatus, but don’t worry guys I’m doing okay

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@MotionToStrike This is the content the world needs right now.

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I wish I could put into words the feelings I have about today’s news, but it’s probably a combo of:
Shock
Anger
Sadness
Dismay
Grief
Defeat
Fear
Frustratration
Hopelessness
Embarrassment
Disappointment
Disgust
Humiliation
Dread
Rage

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I hope I live long enough to see history laugh at his backwardness

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

The angry Left responding to Kavanaugh’s confirmation. This rage isn’t good for our country. The Dems’ behavior has been abominable—dragging a good man & his family through the mud—but after a careful and fair process, a great victory for all of us who cherish the Constitution.

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What a joke. Just like fucking everything is a joke and America especially.

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@GodOfHammers @rawcheese SO SPOOKY (that you remembered this)

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Just a genuine fuck you to this version of America that I can neither recognize or comprehend

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have no doubt that, if the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says, charges would have been immediately filed with local Law Enforcement Authorities by either her or her loving parents. I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!

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#WhyIDidntReport Because when I told him what he did was wrong, he said “maybe you’re just ashamed that you liked it like that” and I knew everyone else would think that too.

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First Saturday night in the city. Almost midnight. I’m google image searching: “is this a splinter or a cut?”

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@EmeraldCityLulu Manchester! (The UK one)

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Leaving my job and moving across the country this week and if you’re wondering how many times I will cry, it’s approximately 1,184,695 times

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The night before our big move and one of my biggest concerns is about whether the movers can pack up my Chinese scroll correctly

[Larger Keith @rawcheese]

Everyone who isn’t watching My Kitchen Rules Australia... you are failing

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I love West Side Story but I’ll never understand how Tony can be all “I shanked your brother” and Maria is just like “K, I love you”

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Also the UK has ruined me because “across the country” is only 3 hours away but it feels like I’m trekking from Kansas to Hawaii or something

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Why do recipes always end their directions with “serve” like you’re gonna go through all the trouble and then just not

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For the last five years, I’ve listened to ‘Holy’ by Frightened Rabbit every single time I land into the UK, to the point that it’s genuinely synonymous with the UK in my mind. Tinge of sadness to it now, but the tradition goes on.

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Tonight I genuinely bought a bean bag online because we visited a friend recently and our dog liked it and I wanted to make him happy