Sam

well shit.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@Mrymyildiz It’s a digital thermometer

[Sam @godsammit96]

@HunterBiden @BlondeMAGAinNJ @realDonaldTrump More like 10.99% big dog

[Sam @godsammit96]

@Shilllin @HunterBiden @realDonaldTrump It’s almost like sobriety is a daily choice!

[Sam @godsammit96]

@alexaldente I told my coworker this once and she got into it with me 😂

[Sam @godsammit96]

@kalebjackson00 Because cancer has multiple etiologies. Sometimes shit just happens dude. It’s horrible, but I think people forget that piece.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@Justcauseth @ellabosslady_ @Layyenne Define “you people”

[Sam @godsammit96]

@ellabosslady_ @Layyenne No, a man who doesn’t respect the fact that you have a dinner plate sized wound that needs to heal is disgusting

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​World-renowned US rapper Kendrick Lamar:

​"Donald Trump is a narcissist who runs a country built on fear and division, trampling over democratic values; you either stand for equality and the truth, or you are part of this climate of hate."

[Sam @godsammit96]

@GBC_Press And he’s right

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@HoopsCrave Buying someone’s childhood anything while having allegations against minors is bold @Drake make sure you’re not too close to a school zone buddy. We know what the protective order says.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@ginospetals Because Sombr looks like he has Marfan Syndrome and Ariana Grande looks like she has an ED.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@Pearlwontmiss Is he diabetic or does he have a thyroid issue per chance

[Sam @godsammit96]

@cowboylikeivi_ Growing sideways

[Sam @godsammit96]

:/ I’ve survived

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Everyone ok?

[Sam @godsammit96]

@JamieWhistle @MarkowitzJake It tracks that you’d openly plant an invasive plant

[Sam @godsammit96]

@chibzyyyy Green beans.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@NoahKahan is really leaning into the sad boy aesthetic, charging the same price as antidepressants without insurance just to see him perform

[Sam @godsammit96]

He’s a pedophile. He’s committing fraud. We need to convene at a wine shop to discuss.

[Sam @godsammit96]

@_dxllz7 Lines. Cities. Traffic. Car dealership.

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@TameTomcat @MaryBowdenMD @Walgreens Oooo sick burn