italian josh (parody account)

the idiot store just called. theyre running out of me

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

if i had seen porco rosso as a child there's no way i would be a software engineer today. most likely i would be a pig

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

my gf says that anya taylor joy is the timothee chalamet of actresses (bad at acting) (someone please tell me if this is a hot take - mgmt)

[amil @amil]

I'm done pretending Anya Taylor Joy is even mildly ok at acting

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

@thekeverson Dayton will rise again

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

some incredible things are happening in Dayton, Ohio

[Sarah Cone @sarah_cone]

New hobby just dropped.

[🍄Abyssal Thaum🍂 @ThaumPenguin]

99% of Americans have heard of the United States

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

no way teenage engineering makes gyroids now lmao

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

EA, longtermism, transhumanism; these movements have got the world asking: when did rich people get so fucking annoying?

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

No! Twitter can’t go under now! Just when comedy was made legal!

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

Thinking about what I’ll do once this website bites the dust. Maybe I’ll finally get into cigarettes

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

I can’t believe I have yet to see a single image of the left half of xxxtentacion’s face adjacent to the right half of godard’s face. Do I have to do everything around here

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

I have a tweet in my drafts containing the correct opinion about everything everywhere all at once but I cannot release it for fear of p*litical assassin*tion

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

Court packing is not enough. If we really want the judicial system to represent its people as a true democracy should we need every American on the Supreme Court now

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

I’m doing a project on elderly preschoolers. If you’re a preschooler and over 3 DM me

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

Rumors are circulating that someone has purchased my twitter account for $44 billion. While this is true I cannot in good conscience reveal who the buyer is, except to say that he likes to drink peepee and eat poopoo. No further questions

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

golden state warios

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

louis kahn thanking god he's not alive right now

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

Without a doubt God’s most wondrous creation, His handiwork which most readily testified to his infinite grace and boundless love, is the early lunch

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

Before they invented salad spinners if you wanted to dry off some vegetables you had to hold them in a basket above your head and spin around in a circle very fast. People widely agree that this time period was superior to our current day in every respect

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

LNY fit

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

christopher moltisanti:

[italian josh (parody account) @godslilposter]

millennial lifestyle influencer orc wife naming her daughter “goblynne”