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meme | Cristiano Ronaldo | Chelsea | better Nigeria.🐺

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@abazwhyllzz I prefer to die young than Tinubu to ruin my next 4 years

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@abazwhyllzz Watin be this?

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

What's this for God's sake

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Wow! Looks delicious…. EAT OR PASS?👀

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@Cristiano Cristiano ❤️❤️💙

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@Cristiano @selecaoportugal Suuuiiiiiii

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@boniface_jrn see the future

[boniface to the world @Vbonifacefan22]

I don carry you to score 2 goals.

I know you'll deliver 🐐

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

I hope you mark today

[Debby @realdebby10]

If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

God feel leave you if you misbehave

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

I can’t fold when God got my back 💯🦾

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@abazwhyllzz I trust my mentor

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

No forget your boy @abazwhyllzz

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Omo we fit buy for up to 500 people oo🎉🎉

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@abazwhyllzz Congratulations 🎊 👏

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

Congratulations @abazwhyllzz

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Davido has changed my life forever 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🐐

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

Big money never come clean and clean money will never come big

[Mark Amararu ThankGod @markamararu]

News Media: “After surviving the nuclear attack against them by the US in the World War of 1945, Japan ones again survives another nuclear attack by the Netherlands in the World Cup of 2026. Game ends 2-2”

England fan: “Thank the lord Arsenal only plays club football. How would they have survived this kind of Japan????”

Ghana fan: “Leave Arsenal. We should thank the lord that Nigeria did not qualify for this World Cup. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Is it this Japan or Germany Nigeria would have played???? They would have just super-fried the Super Eagles”

Nigeria fan: “Shut up Challe. Just shut the fuck up. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡”

[Mark Amararu ThankGod @markamararu]

News Media: “Lionel Messis hat trick of yesterday stimulates Ronaldo lovers into orgasms of dreams. Many moan:“Ronaldo will slut in 4 goals today”

Nigeria fan: “Ronaldo that could not score against Nigeria some few days ago. How can he score today????”

Ghana fan: “Challe. That match against Nigeria was a friendly match. He didnt need to score???”

Nigeria fan: “So todays game is an enemy match????”

[Mark Amararu ThankGod @markamararu]

News Media: “Prince Mbappe scored two goals for France and thought he is King. THEN, Emperor Messi scores three goals for Argentina and tells Mbappe, ‘I am king of kings’. Argentina 3-0. France 3-1”

USA fan: “I learnt Erling Halaand went on SnapChat and posted ‘Messi is a madman’. 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂”

Nigeria fan: “I have been impotent for 10 years. But when Messi scored those 3 goals, I had my first erection in over a decade. 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹. Thanks Messi for healing my Penis 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭.

Portugal fan: “Shut up all of you. Ronaldo will cook Congo and he will score 7 goals 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

Calendar is fake, we only have day and night

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

Otilo chai 😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@_Dopecoins 😊

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

Help people around me Nothing else matters to me

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Being financially comfortable is very okay for me. I don't have to be the richest guy in the world or in nigeria, I just want to always be able to eat what I want at anytime , go where I want, pay my bills on time and live a good life😌

[EZENWATA @godsmind900]

@Cristiano @selecaoportugal Go and win the world cup Cristiano