God Spake

Spake past tense.... (archaic) Spoke (Said etc.)

Great C.V. Perhaps the Best ever!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

Premier League Fixtures 22/23
#Premier League Fixtures 22/23
#Premier League Fixtures
#AstonVilla

[God Spake @godspake]

@PaulGarSongs @Quora Retribution?

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

#quora @quora Anyone else been signed up for a Quora Account you didn't ask for? Love the fact that u can't delete it because.. u never signed up for it! Classic Conartistry! #con #evil #fucku #scam Let me know when you have deleted my account!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

If you have never seen this.. it will move you! #music
https://t.co/3Z6161R1tM

[God Spake @godspake]

@PaulGarSongs Apart from Religion lol...... I vote for Madras Curry!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

This is Rock looking pretty chilled... but what upsets him?
1. The Postman
2. Foxes
3. The Bin Men
#DogsofTwittter #Dogs #BullMastiffs

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

You know how some songs can give you goosebumps? Some are even more powerful like this one, which will really test you emotionally - if you have lost or are in the process of losing your Dad! https://t.co/Un77QUVViL

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

New Life Experience: Went to an Optician for the 1st time ever today! I've been dead lucky with my sight. The lady was lovely & the result was - I do not need Glasses - Phew!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

Confucius He Say...... You may be badass, but you'll never be "Guy with the mowhawk & Leather kilt playing thunderstruck on flaming bagpipes" badass!

He's not wrong!
https://t.co/Oxe1nbpDa8

[God Spake @godspake]

@KameronBennett I never!!

[God Spake @godspake]

I never saw that release clause in the contract last year! Bugger! #Grealish #Avfc #Villa #Bugger

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

@ThomasTParker Worst feeling since me & my Kids went to Wembly & got beat in the FA Cup Final 2000. That 1 hurt & this 1 does too! Even though we knew it would happen (& we did) .... still stings. Villa will rip your heart out/bring you Great Joy.... Welcome to AVFC!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

We are temp looking after our son's dog. He eats about 6 normal sized tins of dogfood per day! he's a big BullMastiff. How Big? You can see him from space!

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

Gutted that #Grealish has gone to #Mancity I wish him All The Best! For the 1st few weeks of the new season I'm just going to pretend he is injured!!

[God Spake @godspake]

@PaulGarSongs @pillowvent You Are Welcome

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

How are you coping with the record temperatures? #heatwaveuk

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

If you are on holiday in the Spanish islands & want to get home before the new Quarantine deadline hits.... just look at what our Air Carriers are doing....... #NoShame https://t.co/UiXHUHiYZD

[Paul Gardiner @PaulGarSongs]

Sparkling wit, Piercing eyes & Teeth that would keep ships off the rocks on a stormy night! #Souness

[Karen Morgan @KarenMo69133556]

In just 4 days the SWDF have received over 20 notes of thanks for brightening up December with our Acts of Kindness advent calendar that we have been sharing with our membership! Getting Smiles is a kindness superpower @ScottishWDF @LoveLeigh_Comm

[Sportventz @Sportventz]

@PaulGarSongs @Photo5hop @OpatrnyTova It can be as quick as..... moving to the next room and wondering....
A: Why am here?
B: What did she want?
C: What's my excuse gonna be?
D: Will I get the full "You never listen"😼 or the shrug of pitifulness? 😩