Gods Worst Sports Gambler

I’m horrible at but love gambling on athletic events. Not liable if you tail and lose big

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

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@ravelord007 @AllTimeEDM You repost Hitler content I’m sure he wants nothing to do with you

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

This is a new account now. Get a streak going, keeping it simple

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

I have been bricking harder than Peter Theil whenever he hears the name #bibi but I’m confident this one will turn it around. Knicks have let me down a lot but surly this one will be different

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Another day another fade. Nothing clever to say don’t take any of these picks

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

NBA yoffs today. Got some devious donations to my draft king overlords today (I haven’t hit in so long). These should be locks but don’t tail

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Been a generationally bad stretch but this one gotta hit for sure. Also put 20 on hornets -14.5 #belt

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Devin booker fucked me bad so we’re back in the mob. This shit better hit need a win on this account fr

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Took a day off because I was deep in the hole but got out and we are so back. It’s #yofftime so the boys are buzzin and locked. A lot of points scored today. Let’s ride. This one is for @Requis94055728

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Fading baseball today. I’m a big Knicks guy and my insider (the espn app) is telling me we’re sitting everyone tonight. Some see this as load management, I see it as opportunity

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

@Requis94055728 Go Mets (bless me)

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Vengeance today. Yanks won’t drop 2 in a row (isn’t July yet). Betting mets so @Requis94055728 will bless me later. Tigers look good according to my roommate from Detroit (they’re ass but fuck it) and the cubs are #buh so go pirates. Need this to hit so bad

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

This new prediction shit on draft kings is such a lock. Just gonna ask my Kelley #financebros for locks. Is that insider trading? Ask peloci #rack

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

@Requis94055728 Fade yanks ML gonna hit

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Also got an mlb parlay. Not much to explain, just tailing my buddy #weggs except that Boston fuck had the yanks losing so fuck him

[Gods Worst Sports Gambler @godsworstbetter]

Got a dicy masters parlay for ya. Scottie is #theboy so he’ll be top 5. Got a good fleeing about Fleetwood and #unc Spieth. And Gotterup, well we grew up in the same area and he holds my local public course record, I shoot like a 107 on it. He’s next up, incoming DUI #atigerwood