carcinoGeneticist

(CW: Themes of violence, death, NSFW humour, fascism, genocide and slurs. DD:DNE.) 🎨 linked below.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

I’M GETTING GOOD HEAD FROM YOUR ANCESTOR, ACTUALLY. FUCK YOU.

[Sollux Captor (🔥) @Thotlux]

who2 gettiing the be2t head and why ii2 iit not @godvantas?

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

BUT IT’S A LIFELONG ADDICTION I’VE STRUGGLED WITH AND ADDICTION IS A POWERFUL THING.

I GUESS EGBERT DIDN’T TAKE THE BAIT? IF IT DIDN’T GO WELL FOR ASSUAGING YOUR BOREDOM, CLEARLY HE’S AS DENSE AS I THOUGHT.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?? I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE??

I THINK EVERY TIME I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I CAN PUT THE LIFE OF MICROMANAGING EVERY IDIOT I COME ACROSS BEHIND ME, THE WORST PARTS OF MY THINK PAN FORCE ME BACK.

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK ON IT AND I KNOW IT’S ONE OF MY WORST VICES

[Sollux Captor (🔥) @Thotlux]

me? iive only been lurkiing.

offered a 2peciial 2urprii2e for all the john2 on theiir wriiggliing day then went riight back two beiing bored.

2o what briing2 you back?

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

AS ILL-ADVISED AS IT IS FOR ME TO ADMIT THIS, WE ARE FRIENDS AND EVEN *THEN*, I STILL THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

HAHA. OH, HAHAHA. THERE’S THAT WORD AGAIN! “GAY”! BECAUSE YOU HUMANS INSIST ON CATEGORIZING AND CLASSIFYING THE MOST NORMAL THINGS EVER AS SOME EXCEPTIONAL PHENOMENA.

YOU KNOW THAT, TO US TROLLS, THIS IS LIKE MAKING A WORD TO DENOTE HAVING SKIN, RIGHT? (I.E. STUPID AND POINTLESS

[ᅠꕀᅠ𝐩𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 — 𝐭𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎.⋆ @wastedwebs]

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blah blah blah cape stupid or not, it's wicked fun to have and doubles as a blanket. you wish you were as comfortable as me dawg
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[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

BECAUSE IT SHOULD REALLY JUST GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT BOYS CAN LIKE OTHER BOYS/GIRLS CAN LIKE OTHER GIRLS)

I DON’T KNOW WHO RAINBOW DASH IS BUT FRANKLY, I DOUBT ANYONE COULD *POSSIBLY* BE JEALOUS OR THINK ANY PART OF YOU WAS OOZING WITH COOLNESS.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

MINDHONEYPOT OPERATION.

YEAH, I’VE NOTICED BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE. I THOUGHT THAT SPIKE EARLIER WOULD HAVE LASTED LONGER, BUT I GUESS NOT? /:B

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

UNFORTUNATELY I’VE LEARNED YOU SHOULD NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY IN THE WORLD. IF THEY KEPT AIRING THEM, THAT MEANS THERE WERE NO SHORTAGE OF ASSHOLES WHO WERE FIGURATIVELY HATCHED YESTERDAY AND WERE WILLING TO GET THEMSELVES CULLED GOING TO AN OBVIOUS IMPERIAL

[Sollux Captor (🔥) @Thotlux]

a2 you can 2ee chiittr ii2 pretty dead, or ii gue22 people got culled along the way? not 2ure.

al2o kiind of don't care, even though ii know that probably dii22apoiint2 GA.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

THEY ALWAYS HAD ON TELEVISION WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP? “CHANGE STARTS WITH YOU”?? IF YOU HATE STRIDER AND I BEING THE LAST BASTIONS OF ACTIVITY AROUND HERE, YOU SHOULD TRY EXPENDING SOME EFFORT.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

I’M NOT COURTING ANY STRIDER IN ANY QUADRANT AND FRANKLY I’D RATHER DRAG MY BONE BULGE THROUGH A MAZE OF BROKEN GLASS AND BARBED WIRE THAN DEIGN TO EVEN *CONSIDER* HUMORING THE THOUGHT OF FILLING EVEN MY ASHEN SLOT WITH HIM.

LOOK, I’M JUST SAYING. WHAT WERE THOSE IMPERIAL PSAS

[Sollux Captor (🔥) @Thotlux]

unle22 you want me two?

iidk, mo2t 2triider2 tend two follow my route of. avoiid other2.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

INSTEAD OF HECKLING FROM THE GALLERY.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

YOU’RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.

[Sollux Captor (🔥) @Thotlux]

of cour2e iit2 tho2e two beiing actiive.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

ENTANGLED IN A WAY THAT WOULDN’T EVEN BENEFIT EITHER OF YOU, BUT INSTEAD SERVED THE PURPOSE OF ENCUMBERING YOU BOTH.

WHAT’S A MAMA ANYWAY? I DON’T HAVE ONE BUT IT WOULD STILL BE NICE TO KNOW.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

WHAT DOES SWAG MEAN? “STUPIDLY WHINGING AND GRIPING”?

YOU DON’T LOOK “RAD”, YOU LOOK LIKE A DWEEB THAT FORGOT TO CHANGE OUT OF HIS RECUPERACOON GEAR. THEY’RE ALSO FUNCTIONALLY USELESS AND ALL THAT CAPE DOES IS MAKE YOU AN EASY TARGET IF ANYONE WANTED TO HAUL YOU OR SOMEHOW GOT

[ᅠꕀᅠ𝐩𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 — 𝐭𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎.⋆ @wastedwebs]

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ᅠ yeah man, god tiering it up hotter than yo mama. i think i look pretty rad, the fit is soft as hell too.

maybe you're jealous i got swag and you don't
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[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

...DO THEY?? YOU’RE GOD TIER, RIGHT? SO SURELY THAT MEANS BREATHING IS JUST AUTONOMIC BECAUSE YOU SPENT SIX SWEEPS HAVING TO DO IT.

I MIGHT BE WRONG. AS YOU CAN TELL, I’M NOT WEARING A STUPID CAPE, NOR DO I HAVE ANY IDIOTIC ASPECT SYMBOLS ON MY CLOTHING.

[ᅠꕀᅠ𝐩𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 — 𝐭𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎.⋆ @wastedwebs]

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ᅠ damn. could try not breathing but my lungs need that shit to survive or whatever
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[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

THAT’S PART OF THE PROBLEM.

[ᅠꕀᅠ𝐩𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 — 𝐭𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎.⋆ @wastedwebs]

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ᅠ i fucking breathed bro
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[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

...ALSO, HAPPY BELATED WRIGGLING DAY TO BOTH CROCKER AND EGBERT. I’M ONLY A DAY LATE.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

OF COURSE THE FIRST SIGN OF ACTIVITY IN A LONG WHILE WOULD COME FROM A STRIDER OF ALL PEOPLE. I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE IS NO ESCAPING THEM. WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THE MYTHICAL ALPHA KARKAT TO SUFFER THE MISFORTUNE OF BEING ETERNALLY TORMENTED BY SOME FAUX-NONCHALANT SHITHEEL.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Lil crab eating a grape

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

...ALSO PENAL STARFLEET IS JUST BETTER AND EVERY TIME THE HUMANS TRY REMAKING A TROLL FILM IN THEIR CULTURE IT JUST COMES OUT LIKE SHIT. EXCEPT HITCH AND *MAYBE* 50 FIRST DATES.

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAN STOMACH WATCHING THAT DRECK. WOW! A FILM WHERE A MAVERICK WITH A HEART OF GOLD DOES “THE RIGHT THING” IN SPITE OF HIS LESS THAN REPUTABLE PAST!

LIKE THAT HASN’T BEEN DONE TRILLIONS OF TIMES BEFORE.

[vriska. @octetkind]

Summoned 8y mysterious forces from the gr8 8eyond, 8ut I’m not interested unless ARquius is here or John has come around on the cinematic masterpiece of Con Air.