The Point Pleasant Gothman

i invented fashion and look what youve done to it. disgusting . (he/him)

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

from now on i will only acknowledge people who refer to me by my title, the ‘pull-out king’

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

@helmommete man i was so glad when they played fab muscles for the encore, perfect sad gay song

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

ged is online

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

@sheikyerbouti_ @memechaotic how embarrassing lol

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

lmao found out today my landlords are selling my flat and I have until the end of November to move out!!

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

every single person in my paygrade are losing their jobs on January 1st lmao!! this sucks!!!

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

every single person in my paygrade are losing their jobs on January 1st lmao!! this sucks!!!

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

imagine writing a review of a Taco place and the owner tells you to see a doctor for farting too much

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Having to spend a day in Basel before getting my flight home, and a half litre of Carlsberg(!!!) cost me almost £9. the swiss truly are a disgusting people

[roybny🔞 @robynfloof]

this is probably funny asf

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Sipping a pilsner with goats on a german mountain

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

I'm at a biergarten and a German man is performing Purple Rain on the stage hahahaha

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

yeah baby

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

dude the rambo painting in this airbnb is like a metre tall and is the first thing you can see from the bed

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Genuinely just saw an extremely old man in Freiburg wearing a T shirt that said 'Old Lives Matter', jesus christ man

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

me vs your bf

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Due to outside interference I absolutely fucked my back during the finals of the tug of war and almost threw up from pain 🤙i flew too close to the sun

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Despite having a confirmed mild case of pneumonia I still believe that I will absolutely dominate my work's interdepartmental sports day today, these nerds have nothing on Ged

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

the higer ups have failed to secure funding for new studies, so guess who's out of the job come the new year!!

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

going to introduce a little something called 'dribbling' to netball, will blow their minds

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Despite having a confirmed mild case of pneumonia I still believe that I will absolutely dominate my work's interdepartmental sports day today, these nerds have nothing on Ged

[The Point Pleasant Gothman @Goffdaddy69]

Someone told me I look like Prince last night, and after a lot of prodding they went 'Ah shit no, I meant Queen, you look like the guy from Queen'

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Imagine being the wife of the scientist who named this