Thomas Boucher

if you can't say anything nice, say something clever and devastating.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Reporting for NBA Today on championship center Mitchell Robinson leaving the Knicks to join Boston -- and the bigger domino facing the Celtics:

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Guard Alijah Martin has agreed to a two-year, $4.8 million deal to return to the Toronto Raptors, sources tell ESPN. Martin was a second-round pick to Toronto in 2025 and enters a multiyear deal after the team and his agents, Todd Ramasar and Jaafar Choufani of Life Sports Agency finalized terms.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

If cornstarch was a person, it would be JP. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS5

[HENI @HENI]

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[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@RepDougCollins Hypocrite. Using a platform via “big tech” to spew trash. You’re using the thing you condemn to control what people think yourself. Wrong side of history. Get your act together. Con artist.

[LA Police Pursuits @LAPolicePursuit]

@CBSLA ✌️

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Timberwolves: Karl-Anthony Towns suffered a left wrist dislocation and will be re-evaluated weekly on a return to play plan. He won’t require surgery. A hand specialist evaluated Towns in LA today.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@tedcruz Sit this one out champ.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@realDonaldTrump Sad Donnie wishes he had the reach

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@realDonaldTrump I can’t wait to watch all of this spin doctoring blow up in your face.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@AOC @nbc Your willingness to hold anyone and everyone accountable is fucking impressive. I’m ride or die with AOC. Thank you for being you.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@fightonchimchim @jadedcreative I don’t like how my role is depicted, but pretty damn accurate.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@fightonchimchim I feel like I can safely root for the dodgers and Red Sox now. Only if @AgeofaDarius allows.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@NazaninBoniadi This is amazing! Yesssssss

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@Justin_Marks_ I’ve been down that rabbit hole. I made it through. I’ll see you on the other side.

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@Justin_Marks_ Only 19?

[Below the Line Podcast @podbelowtheline]

New episode! #BTS with crew from #Counterpart, starring #JKSimmons #OliviaWilliams Listen at https://t.co/TbJE0vDHaH or wherever you get podcasts #belowtheline #setlife #filmcrew #hollywood #filmindustry #moviemaking #filmtwitter @goforboucher @CPWritersRoom @Justin_Marks_

[Bobby Marks @BobbyMarks42]

Here is the formula for why:

*40% of players under contract cannot be traded

* There are no teams with significant cap space (ATL has the most @ $7M)

* Biggest trade exception is GSW ($17.2M) who is hard capped- next is DAL @ $11.8M

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@hqwords so yesterday I get to puzzle 9 and at the end I get 400 points. Today puzzle 11 and 300 points. what’s going on??

[Thomas Boucher @goforboucher]

@Justin_Marks_ My favorite scene to be a part of...also the rare opportunity to torture a showrunner..double win.