Josh Brewer

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Are you dookin' on my chest right now?! #parksandrec #youjustgotjammed #cmongurl #git!

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

In an attempt to make my life look more important, I'm going to start making lists of trivial things to do. First: breath in and out. Check

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Chester the Cheetah, creator of Flaming Hot Cheetos is wanted for the ruining of millions of people's intestines. Mine included.

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Due to the fact that Taco Bell is what it is; I imagine they hold the record for most disgusting bathrooms ever. #Gross

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

When you can't find your Bible it probably means you've gone too long without reading it. #troof

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Please get the Roquettes off the baseball field. The lack of cheerleaders is why I love baseball.

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

@TheBarnyard15 Keep swingin' it man!! Your faith in God and talent to play the game is quickly making you my favorite Astro.

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Currently watching Faceoff. I now understand what all the jokes are about. #Face_actually_off

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

@MLB, just sayin', from the very beginning I knew Brandon Barnes was going to be good. #Web_Gem

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff'll make you a damn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. #Predator #Copenhagen #Truth

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

I firmly believe the world would be a better place if we all lived like Ron Swanson. #Real_Man #Moustache #Doityourselfer

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

If there's one thing I love about being of average intelligence, its totally BSing a paper and getting a 100 on it. #skatin_through_life

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Gotta love role model Beyonce putting on a performance any stripper would envy. #shamereport

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

If you have ever been pissed off because of Call of Duty, this is the blog for you. http://t.co/r8rm94eo

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

@Blake__Barnes Green eggs and haaaaaaaaaam. http://t.co/au0x0R8o

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Bieber is single and Twilight is ending. Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. (via @mollymcnearney)

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

@Blake__Barnes That's why I'm skipping class to play COD #bestgameever #DontletBurchplay

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

You'd think that UH would have more than one advisor, since its a tier one school and all. #figureitoot

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

@JeffPassan: You must be outside your mind to think that Miguel Cabrera isn't the MVP. If I had to choose one person for a AB, gimme Cabrera

[Josh Brewer @goforbrewer]

Day 2 of Uncharted-athon with @poweredbygood breaks must be taken haha.