CHERMO 🌙

skrt skrt b4 u get hurt hurt

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Ya girl just reached the “cut your own bangs and regret it immediately” level of quarantine, CHEERS ✌️

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Bartender: “Do you need a chaser with that shot?”

What I’m actually hearing: “Are you a little bitch?”

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

“You know what. I think I could be a standup comedian.” -Me, fried and on my second glass of wine

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Me putting my makeup on to see my emotionally unavailable situationship yet again

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Anywayzzzzz DO👏BETTER👏SOCIAL👏MEDIA👏

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Social media apps need a feature where u can just search up if a specific person viewed your stories

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

What other reason do we have when looking at who views them amirite

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Morbid, but when I die, I hope they put lashes on me before the open casket

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

I had a dream where I was getting into an Uber pool and three of my exes were in it lmaooo I fucking threw up

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

@BlahBlahBllaahh @zerochills Yikes, what’s good with these comments.

Literally no one joins a dating app thinking, “hopefully they murder me quickly so it doesn’t hurt much.”

Stop the victim blaming?

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

I’m looking at customer reviews on adhesive tape and—

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

@PicturesFoIder How you gonna be this stressed over a man named WALTER

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

I remember going to a “color party” (you bring a dish of the color you were assigned) and I got the color brown. So naturally I brought a brown bag with a bottle of tequila in it.

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

I saw someone I used to like tonight and he just seemed like a random flutterwave customer and i realized we are the ones that actually make people so important in our lives because when we stop, they are so random.

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Why does nobody talk about how incredibly embarrassing it is for a baby to start crying as soon as you carry them

[Flash @Flashyasf]

No regrets on wat I did out of love, I just won't do it again

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

The quickest way to lose me is to keep doing shit I said I don’t like.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me thinking about relocating to a new city

[CHERMO 🌙 @gofuckcherself]

Twitter is the funniest app out there, hands down

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

nobody has played me more than i have played myself. I be knowing shit and still be trying see the good in ya’ll